Vi Cher back from Japan

Vi Cher went to Japan for student exchange programme, and she brought some souveniers back for us. She gave Hui Ern a Hello Kitty chain (haha! as if hui ern is still a kid and hasn't grown out of the stupid white cat yet), and she gave us some bookmarks.

It's not those normal bookmarks though. When we saw them, we laughed, really LAUGHED OUT LOUD! Look at the pictures below, and you will know why we laughed.

The left one is a female while the right one is a male.

They look the same to me anyway. LOL!

So these are what Vi Cher thought as 'cute' bookmarks. They are some flat paper dolls without arms and legs, and with their hair covering their face. Actually, they don't even have any face. And they look like those JAPANESE GHOSTS! Then, Shin Fang said somehting really stupid.

"Ei, want or not? We take off their clothes and see what is inside." (HAHAHAHA!!)

She thought the paper dolls are like those Barbie dolls who have NEN NEN and POP POP under their clothes. We looked inside anyway, but to our disappointment, there's just a toothpick inside. Later, we played a live doll performance.

Actor: Shu Hua's doll as Man Lin

Actress: Shin Fang's doll as Ah Phoo

Voice: Priest by Vi Cher

Man Lin by Shu Hua

Ah Phoo by Shin Fang

*music plays* (the famous teng teng teng wedding song)

Priest: Man Lin, are you willing to be Ah Phoo's husband?

Man Lin: I do!

Priest: Ah Phoo, are you willing to be Man Lin's wife?

Ah Phoo: I do!

Priest: I now pronounce you as husband and wife.

Man Lin & Ah Phoo: YAY!!

"Okay, kiss!"
"脱衣服!"

"上床!"

"做爱!"

Man Lin was looking helplessly at us as we play the dolls. Anyway, there is a crowd watching at our performance but they do not clap. No appreciation at all! (hmph!)

Anyway, Vi Cher told us that she bought us some expensive chocolates (drooling!) but dare not take it to school, because chocolates is a no-no in our school. If like this, then why did she buy at the first place?!? *toink toink*

By the way, Shin Fang wrote a 'ham sap' 作文 in school.

我终于成功了

小时候, 爸爸整天摸我的 NEN NEN. 白天摸, 晚上又摸, 一天到晚 24 个小时都在摸我的 NEN NEN. 俗语说, 只要有恒心, NEN NEN 磨成针. 爸爸那粗得像砂纸一样的手, 终于把我的 NEN NEN磨成尖尖的针, 尖到可以 TUK 死人.

有一个晚上, 我正要过马路. 突然有一辆车向我冲来, 我吓得动弹不得. 这时, 爸爸一把推开我, 救了我一命, 但他却死了. 临死前, 他对我说, 他这样做是为了救我的 NEN NEN 因为我的 NEN NEN 很美.

因此, 我去参加了 NEN NEN 比赛. 那天, 我穿了一套露 NEN NEN 的礼服, 把我的 NEN NEN 赤裸裸地让人看. 成绩揭晓时, 我的 NEN NEN 打翻了我的五味瓶.

司仪:" 让我们以热烈的掌声, 欢迎我们的 NEN NEN 之神 ---- 庄欣枋 !!"

YES!! 我终于成功了!

---The End---

(sigh! I really can't believe that shin fang is so ham sap!)

*Note: Vi Cher asked me not to write the event below in blog, but... sorry! This is a free country.* (snicker!)

Vi Cher's host brother in Japan is at the same age with us. She described him as a soft guy with a kind heart. He cares for everyone and he even knows how to cook! As one says, everyone (everything) is not perfect. Alas! Her host brother is not so good looking. (haha!) She still said she will like him if he is better looking. So this is what Vi Cher likes in a boy. *hint hint*

These are the photos of her nerdy host brother.

By the way, we can't deny that he's cute! (hahaha!) She also mentioned how her host brother cried when he lost his favourite trousers and underwear.

(please forgive my drawing!)