Tuesday, April 1, 2008

April FoolSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Shin Fang: Hey! What are you all whispering about?

Aun Nee & Sue Ann: SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Shin Fang: Huh?

Aun Nee: Come nearer. Okay! We want to play Man Lin.

Shu Hua: Okok! How?

Sue Ann: Bluff her that her choir teacher wants to see her downstairs. Then when she is downstairs, we will shout from up here "APRIL FOOL!"

Aun Nee: We will ask Hui Ern to tell Man Lin. If we tell, she won't believe us.
Shin Fang & Shu Hua: OKOK!! GOOD!
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Man Lin: Ha? Why does she want to find me?
Hui Ern: How can I know !!!
Man Lin: AIYO... (pulled Hui Ern) You go with me!
Hui Ern: (oh shit!) AHHHHH!! No! I can't!
Man Lin: (looking at Hui Ern suspiciously) Why?
Sue Ann: Because we have to help our teacher to carry books. (Sue Ann and Hui Ern are class monitors)
Man Lin: Aun Nee! Go down with me!
Aun Nee: I can't! Err... I have to do my Add Maths homework!
Man Lin: Aiyoooo.... Don't want to go down already la!
Shin Fang: Man Lin, go down la!
Shu Hua: Yeah la! The teacher is waiting downstairs you know!
Man Lin: (stared at us for a very long time) BOO! APRIL FOOL!!
Aun Nee, Sue Ann, Shin Fang, Hui Ern & Shu Hua: (speechless!)
Shin Fang: Shu Hua ah! You la! Spoilt the fun only!
Shu Hua: What!?!? What did I say?!
Man Lin: HAHAHAHA!!!!
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Shu Hua: Yean Fang! Pn Chan wants to see you!
Yean Fang: You go and see her by yourself !!
Shu Hua: Huay Shin! Pn Chan wants to see you!
Huay Shing: Hahaha! Very funny!
Shu Hua: Min Jing! Pn Chan wants to find you!
Min Jing: Cheh! Who wants to believe you!
Shu Hua: Why?!!
Man Lin: Hahaha! Go home and practise first only come and play people, ok?
Shu Hua: Am I that bad ?!!?
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During recess time,---
Shu Hua: (panting) Seow Yeen!
Seow Yeen: What?
Shu Hua: Pn Chan!
Seow Yeen: Pn Chan what? (started to get nervous)
Shu Hua: She wants to see you!
Seow Yeen: For what?
Shu Hua: I dunno! I met her at the canteen and she asked me to find you! She is at the canteen waiting for you!
Seow Yeen: Is it about the advertisement thing?
Shu Hua: Yeah, maybe! Fast! She wants to see you NOW!!!
Seow Yeen: Okok! (rushed towards the canteen)
Later, at class,---
Seow Yeen: (suddenly appeared in front of the class) LEE SHU HUA!!!
Shu Hua: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! APRIL FOOL!!!
Seow Yeen: YOU!!
Shu Hua: What happened?
Seow Yeen: I went to the canteen and find her but she's not there!
Shu Hua: Of course la! I bluffed you what!
Seow Yeen: But I dunno! So I went to her office and find her!
Shin Fang: Ha? You really go and find her?
Man Lin: Then?
Seow Yeen: I asked her, "Pn Chan, you want to see me?" She said, "No, when did I say I want to see you?!"
The whole class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!
Man Lin: Shu Hua, good job!
Shu Hua: YES!! I did it!
Seow Yeen: Stupid! I really don't know why did I believe you!
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Pn Seow Beng Lay, ---
Shu Hua: Teacher! Pn Chan asks you to move your car! She said your car blocks the road!
Pn Seow: Yeah lo! She told me just now!
Shin Fang: Mission failed!
Miss Lim Siew Heoh, ---
Shin Fang: Teacher! Pn Chan wants to see you!
Miss Lim: Why?
Shu Hua: Dunno! We met her just now and she asked us to find you!
Miss Lim: You all bluff me or not?
Shin Fang: Haha! Bluff you wan la!
Shu Hua: Mission failed AGAIN!
Pn Chong Wei Peng, ---
Shu Hua: Teacher! Pn Chan wants to see you!
Pn Chong: Why?
Shin Fang: Dunno! We met her just now and she asked us to find you! (notice that all our excuses are the same)
Pn Chong: (getting up from her chair) Ok, thank you!
Shu Hua: HAHAHA!! APRIL FOOL!!
Pn Chong: You two girls!! Come here!
And she chased us all the way out of the staffroom and STRANGLED us! Of course there were many teachers staring at us, especially at Pn Chong! Hahaha!!
Pn Chong: Shu Hua and Shin Fang, I will payback one day! The war is on!
Shu Hua: Ok, teacher! I will wait for you!
Shin Fang: Yes! Mission complete!
Mr Yip Chee Kum, ---
Shin Fang: Teacher! Pn Chan wants to see you!
Mr Yip: Why?
Shu Hua: Dunno! We met her just now and she asked us to find you!
Mr Yip: If she wants to see me, she will come by herself!
Shu Hua: She said she's very busy!
Mr Yip: Ask her to come by herself !
Shin Fang: WAH! Teacher, you so DA LI ah?
Mr Yip: Yeah lo! Cannot ah?
Shu Hua & Shin Fang: ...