This is our FIRST blog. We started this all thanks to Vi Cher's idea.
On 6th and 7th Dec, we have hotel stay at paradise hotel to celebrate vi cher's birthday. Actually her birthday falls on 8th dec, but apparently the hotel is already fully booked. WAH~~
Man Lin, Shin Fang, Heng Jia, Lixian and Jia Yun first reached there at 12pm!! SO EARLY GO FOR WHAT?!?! oh..Shin Fang's mother wanted to go shopping at island plaza. Later Shu Hua and Shiang Lynn also arrived, and we wait and wait and WAIT----
"HAIYO!! where is vi cher?"
"Yeah la, she not say 2pm check in MEH?"
"Now 2 something already.."
"叫她去死啦!!"
“刚才明明看到她妈的！”（haha, it's a 省略语)
( oops! that's rude! but we waited at the lobby for so loooooooooonnng and its HOT down there!)
Then suddenly ----!
"WEI, I'm here!"
*ping pong piang*
She was at the second floor waving at us. Weird! We didn't see her come in through the lobby and she said she also didn't see us. Weirder! Whatever la~~
So we checked into the room, oh my god! It was big! I mean SUITE!! It's pretty inside and so 'peaceful'. We put down our bags and the next thing we do----
POM! POM! POM!
Everyone jumped into the beds and lied there.
"Wah~it's so soft!"
"真爽!!!!"
"Wei, Shin Fang, you should sleep on the toiletbowl! Not here! If not I kick u ha!"
*pish ba boom! pish ba boom* (hehehe!)
" What la..Man Lin! You said you want to sleep in the bathtub!"
" Okay, then Aun Nee sleep in the cupboard lo!"
"Weiiiiiiiiiiiiii..."
Then our chicken mother (a.k.a. chua vi cher) started ordering:
"Wei! This bed is for Shu Hua and I to sleep, you all go other place and sleep." *snicker~暗爽*
"Wei! You all see the bed!! Become sampah tang already la--!"
" OOOOOOOOIII GET UP LA YOU ALL!!"
Okok! Our horrible chicken mother was so FIERCE~! We were soooooooooo 'scared' of her.
We got up and started exploring the room. The bathroom , the balcony and even the kitchen! Haha. Then Shu Hua, Shin Fang and Man Lin crept back into the bedroom and started to fight!
Well, you sure want to know how they fought. Apparently, they sort of kicked at each other to see who fell off from the bed first. Childish huh, aren't they? Then, Vi Cher came in and screamed at them.
"GET OUT! GET OUT! ALL OF YOU! boohoo~~my lovely bed!"
Then, we sat down at the sofa and started to flick the remote control. There were only some channels like, tv1, tv2, tv3, ntv7, 8tv, cinemax, espn, discovery channel and a japanese channel. (so boring!) Shu Hua, Shin Fang and Man Lin started whispering and by how they snickered, they are up to no good. They ran into the room and locked themselves up.
(change to shu hua, shin fang and man lin's point of view)
We were sort of angry (joking!) with the chicken mother. So we took out her ******* from her bag and went out to the balcony. Actually the bedroom's balcony is joined to the tv room's balcony. And we (tada!) showed everyone the ******* through the balcony glass.
"Oh my god ! What's that?!"
" There are lace on them!"
"Hey! It's Vi Cher's panties!" (hahahahhah!!)
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
What's that bloody screaming? Oh, it came from Vi Cher.
" 我的底裤!!"
She started to open the balcony door to catch us and we immediately ran back to the room. We put back those panties and heard Vi Cher thumping at the bedroom's door. So we opened it.
Vi Cher:" Wei!! My panties dirty already la!"
Man Lin:" Where got?"
Vi Cher: " You all use my panties to touch the glass. The glass very dirty you know. All those birds' shit."
Shin Fang: "We didn't touch the glass at all! We only use our fingers to hold it up."
Vi Cher:" Your hands so dirty! Who decided this?"
Shin Fang: " Of course is Shu Hua la!"
Shu Hua:" HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA! SO FUNNY!"
Then, we went back to play ps2. Vi Cher brought those controllers and games for us and Man Lin set them up. (wow! man lin can go and become engineer already) Then,--
Shu Hua:" Ei! Why nothing one?"
Vi Cher:" Switch it to AV."
Shu Hua: " Switched already."
Shin Fang:" Yer..spoilt liao la. So lousy!"
Vi Cher started to phone the ps uncle. Luckily, nobody pick up the phone, because something really stupid happened!!
Vi Cher went to check the switch behind.
Vi Cher: " AHEM! *clear throat* Who set the wiring just now?"
Li Xian:" Man Lin lo."
Vi Cher:" Stupid Man Lin! You forgot to switch on the main switch you know!"
(uak! uak! uak! crows flying by! boo sama man lin! BOOOOOOOOO!!)
Man Lin:" What la, how can you all boo sama saya??! I set up everything you know??!! Arghhhh!!!人非圣贤，孰能无过。"
Again....BOOOOOOO...
But the ps2 has no colour and we had a hard time to play the game. First, we played nitro cart. Then the two newbies--Shu Hua and Shin Fang also played. *sigh* Can faint ah see they all play!
Five-year-old kid also can win them la! So they got an idea. Shin Fang controlled the analog while Shu Hua controlled the x, square and R1 button. *pengsan*
Ehemmm, although two girls were controlling the car, but still.....
*wrong way*
*wrong way*
" Wei, 不要一直撞墙啦！”
" Wei, don't bom us!!"
" You see la, we kena bom already la...."
Later, we decided to go down to the beach. At first, we all dared not wet ourselves. Then we saw some tourists played banana boat and we also want to play. So we told the man in charge, called Ah Seng. (he is Zheng Lik's uncle!! just mention you are zheng lik's wife and you will get discount!)
We also told him we want to fall down into the sea but he said there are jellyfish and it's dangerous. So disappointed!!At first the malay man who drove the boat thought we were 小姐 and dared not drove too fast. We shouted at him to drive faster, the fastest the engine could go and he really drove faster. Oh my god! IT'S FAST!! We screamed and screamed and SCREAMED!!!!!!!!!!! It's sooooooooo fun! We then did some dangerous stunts on it.
We tiao ah tiao ah tiao then Shu Hua let go of the handle and she threw her fists into the air. Suddenly--, the boat braked and Shu Hua nearly fell off from the boat. Luckily, Man lin grabbed hold of her, or else, she had to swim back to shore! hahahaha! We started singing 老鼠爱大米. Of all songs, why this?
At last, we had the 'nerve' to dip into the sea.
Heng Jia: "AAHHH! It's so salty!"
Shin Fang: "Wei..my contact lens....."
(swt! you should have taken off your contact lens earlier!)
We realised Vi Cher didn't come down to the sea with us. She was sitting by the beach, looking at us longingly. We called out to her but she shook her head and said something.
"我来月经.""What?!"
"我来月经!"
"WHAT?? CANNOT HEAR YOU!"
"我来月经啦!!!"(Oh! sorry!)
Then, Wen Yin appeared! Our sexy icon! We immediately pulled her into the sea. She struggled and shouted " no no no" but it was useless. When she was wet from head to toe, we only realised why she wanted to run away. She was wearing a white shirt and a BLACK BRA!! We could see her whole semi-naked body! WOOHOO~~You are so sexy, man! Vi Cher suddenly grimaced.
Vi Cher:" Shit! I'm going upstairs."
Wen Yin: " Why?"
Vi Cher:" Er..."
Jia Yun:" What's wrong?!!"
Vi Cher:" 我的卫生棉要掉下来了." (HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!)
We played tutu dun, jing gu bang, yoyoyo (you all must be scratching your head now!) in the sea.
Then, Shin Fang wanted to learn swimming. So we taught her some basics. First, kick your legs up and down. Don't bend your knees and just keep your legs straight. But her knees kept bending and Jia Yun could not hold her anymore, so she released Shin Fang.
WHAM!!
" Ei? Shin Fang leh?"
" 不见了啊?"
Then, her head came up. The sea was only waist-deep and Shin Fang was a tall girl but she just held her head above the water and waddled, like... like...a---FROG!! hahahahahah! We patiently taught her how to swim and even demostrated for her, but her knees kept bending. *sigh* Haiyooooooooooo...if penang floods, she sure couldn't save herself. (hahahahha! joking! we sure go and save you!)
At that time, Zheng Lik and Chun Kit had arrive. Vi Cher called Zheng Lik to come down to the beach and an imposter (cannot say who is that, but definitely not man lin) took the handphone away and said" Hi, I'm Man Lin. I Love You, Zheng Lik!" *woohoo*
Later, we went up and to bathe. There are only two bathrooms and there were eleven 落汤鸡. BRRRRR~~~It's cold!! Vi Cher, the birthday girl, went back to her house to bathe and us...have to go in and bathe one by one. Shu Hua is the greatest of all! She sacrificed herself and was the last to go in and bathe. By the time, it was her turn, she was shivering from head to toe. (help me! i'm at artic!)
*Ding dong!* It was time to go and have dinner. We went to the mamak shop just opposite the hotel. Vi Cher's father booked four tables and we were like VIPs being ushered in. hahahaha! When we saw the food, it was like WAH~~~~!! There were so many food, it's like being in heaven! *sigh* Pity those africans. LOL!
Then, Man Lin dared Aun Nee to tell everyone that she loves Yong Kang. If she really did that, Man Lin will eat the 'dish' we specially made for her. (I'm sure you all want the recipe. sure! it contains mutton curry, lamb curry, chicken curry, roti tissue, ice lemon tea, milo, cabai burung, sambal, onions, garlic, fish, and chicken meat. then stir it together. you can add some saliva if you want!)
When Man Lin saw what she have to eat, she changed the dare. A more challenging dare---confess to Chun Kit LOUDLY!! hahahahahah!! (sorry aun nee!) Aun Nee said she will do it if Man Lin eat FIVE big scoops of the 'dish' and Man Lin agreed.
After 20 minutes 婆婆妈妈...
Everyone held their breath when Aun Nee stood up, fearing that they will miss the best part. We looked at her with our eyes wide open and hearts thumping very hard. I'm sure Aun Nee's heart was the loudest. Aun Nee took a deep breathe, closed her eyes and ears (???), and said, "
我爱你, Chun Kit!"Vi Cher's mum:" Ha? Chun Kit said he couldn't hear what you said." (HAHAHHA!!)
" 我爱你, Chun Kit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"YEAH!! Everyone cheered and clapped. Some even wolf whistled. Everyone's attention turned back to Man Lin who has to eat the 'dish'. No one noticed Aun Nee ran away.
" Wei! Aun Nee is crying!" (Oh dear god!)
*Actually Man Lin was shocked when she knew Aun Nee was crying*
When Aun Nee knew that Vi Cher had told Chun Kit that she was being dared, she only stopped crying and ordered Man Lin to eat it. Man Lin ate the thing and CASE CLOSED!
And that's for sure, many black greens (oh che) appeared on Man Lin's arm, this is the pay! And it's time to cut the cake! We took out the cake and sang birthday song. We wanted to push her head down when she blew the candles but (alas!) we were pity of her. (we were sure crazy to pity her!)
We crossed the road to go back the hotel.
Shu Hua: " Come! Shu Hua 姐姐 (vomit!) take you all cross the road. Ah! No car! Faster cross!"
Looks like she ran too fast and one of her slippers dropped in th middle of the road. Yisze quickly picked it up for her. She ran again and another slipper dropped. This time it was Heng Jia who picked it up for her. She ran again and her slipper dropped again. (AAHHHHHHHH!!) She cannot tahan already so she took off her slippers (passersby staring at her) and ran barefoot all the way back to the hotel. Siao!
It's party time! We took out the wines and sparkling juice and drank. We played card games, monopoly and ps2. Monopoly was the most boring game, so everyone gave up. Then Chun Kit and Zheng Lik came because thay had nothing to do in their room. (serve them right!)
Then something funny happened when we were playing ps2.( i'm lazy to type already. you can refer to vi cher's blog, but she left out some IMPORTANT parts!)
Shin Fang:" Wen Yin! Use your 屁股 to 挤 their (zheng lik and chun kit) face!"
Shu Hua:" Wen Yin! Shake your NEN NEN !"
Shin Fang:" Wen Yin! Take off your shirt!"
Shu Hua:" Yeah! Together with your pants!"
Wen Yin:" NG CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON KITTY!!" (wen yin, you want to pang sai ho?)
Shin Fang:" WEN YIN!!! Do something la!!"
Wen Yin:" 这是 Shin Fang 的 NEN NEN!" *caressing something*
Shin Fang:" WEI!! Don't use my name la!"
Wen Yin:" Okay. (turning back to chun kit) 这是 Ying Jie 的 NEN NEN!!"
This time, Chun Kit was really distracted and he couldn't stop laughing. (hahaha! so effective when use ying jie's name!)
Next, it was Vi Cher vs Zheng Lik in the nitro cart race. Man Lin, Wen Yin and Shu Hua will attack Zheng Lik while Chun Kit will attack Vi Cher. Shu Hua straight away used both hands and pulled Zheng Lik's hair with the help of inertia (we read that in physics!), Man Lin beat him with pillows and Wen Yin (hahahahhaa!! it's so funny!) used the bottle's cork and pressed Zheng Lik's nipple AS HARD AS SHE CAN!!!
Zheng Lik:" AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH !!!(like the sound of people having sex) 我的 NEN NEN!"
But he didn't know who did that to him. hahahaha!! Then Shin Fang (the most brilliant of all) pulled the wire off from the tv connected to Zheng Lik's controller. Oh! Zheng Lik lost!*tsk tsk*
Later, Shu Hua, Shin Fang, Jia Yun, Wen Yin and Heng Jia went into the bedroom and locked the door to have pillow fight.
(change to their point of view)
Shin Fang:" Shu Hua no! I'm eating something!"
Shu Hua:" Mind you!" (hitting shin fang with pillows)
Shin Fang: " Jia Yun help me!"
Jia Yun:" Okay!" (hitting shu hua back)
In the end, it was everyone who got hurt. One of Shin Fang's nails broke, Jia Yun with a scratch on her face and Shu Hua's the most serious. (refer to vi cher's comments)
Before the day ends, I want to mention how Zheng Lik sleeps:
1) He shakes his legs for 24 hours even when he was sleeping and the bed goes 'nyek nyek nyek'
2) He mumbles in his sleep, something like mmmm~~~. Maybe he was dreaming he was having sex! (OMG!! sex maniac) hahaha
3) He snores. Yes! He snores like a pig!
4) His throat clicked. It's goes cluck cluck cluck. Maybe this time he dreamt he was laying eggs!!
Rise and shine! Apparently Wen Yin, Jia Yun and Lixian had not sleep the whole night and they were found sprawling on the floor. (ha? like this also can sleep ah?)
Jia Yun, Heng Jia, Man Lin, Shu Hua and Shin Fang, the earlybirds, went down to the beach to jog ?!?!?! No la, we went down to 呼吸新鲜空气. Take a deep breathe then let go! (ah!) Yes like this! (don't think we are crazy, haven't you heard of 早睡早起身体好 MEH??)
Later the
PCGHS famous four thieves were on the job. Jia Yun (the most pro) is 强盗, Shu Hua as 大贼, Man Lin as 中贼 and Shin Fang as 小贼. We went to the cafe downstairs to have our breakfast. Actually it was stealing breakfast for those hungry wolves upstairs. The waiters and waiteress kept walking up and down and we had a hard time stealing those food. (save me, god!)
Then it's time to go to gurney plaza! We sat a old, rusty, going-to-break down bus. We asked the bus driver whether he was going there and he said yes. Toot toot! On and on the bus goes!
Vi Cher:" Hey! Where is he going?"
Shin Fang:" He did not pass gurney plaza!"
Vi Cher:" What?! He cheat us! Faster ask him to stop!"
Shu Hua (the quickest of all) *ahem* stood up and pressed the button. If not, we have to walk all the way to gurney plaza. At that time, it was drizzling. We got down at sunrise and had to run (yes! we run! like a group of siao langs) all the way to gurney. Argh! All our hair and clothes were soaking wet! So we went to the toilet and dry ourselves. We used paper towels to wipe ourselves. Some even used the hand dryer to dry their hair. (weird!)
Later we went to the foodcourt and sit down. Shu Hua, Heng Jia and Shin Fang went to play the kiddie stuff just outside redbox. One kind(?) man belanja us the syillings and we played 打地鼠. hahaha!! Heng Jia used both hands to beat, Shin Fang used her fist to hit, and Shu Hua used the stupid hammer to hit it. Then we went to play the music car and tree. Of course, everyone looked at us as the toys went (eek eek!) because we were too heavy! (hahahaa!!!)
Aha! It's play time! We went to redbox and Vi Cher went to buy a room while we opened youtube and watched a video. It was a woman (old!) wearing low-cut blouse speaking into the screen. Her breasts were shaking when she speak. Then the two ham sap lous (Chun Kit and Zheng Lik) also came annd watched. Then, they said something:---
" Wah! 有 long kao!" (oh my god! they were pointing at the 'drain' between the woman's breasts!)
"Yer...你看她的 nen nen 又开又关!!" *faint*
We also watch a japan ghost video. It is in a building and captured by the security camera. One lady was walking down the corridor then she stopped in front of a wall. She just stood there for a long time then suddenly (!!!) she walked through the wall!! (choii!!)
Then we went into the room. It's room 43. It was big! We played the first song, dong ban shin ki's rising sun. Everyone was shy to sing it out loud. So Shu Hua, Vi Cher and Chun Kit sang an Indian song that goes "Yahooooooooooo! Yahooooooooooooo! ne ne ne nene ne!"(we don't know what it means anyway) to bring up the 气氛. Then we sang 洗刷刷, 恋爱 ing, 燕尾碟 etc. By now, everyone is high. Even the anti-social one, Zheng Lik.
The part that everyone is absolutely siao is the part we sang Forever Love by Lee Hom. Everyone closed their ears as the S Cube--> Shu Hua, Shin Fang and Shiang Lynn sang, no, shouted, no, SCREAMED with their high-pitched voice with the mike's volume turned to the fullest. Suddenly, the door opened,--
" WEI!!!!"
It was the redbox employee scolding us. (oh sorry!)
But we haven't really enjoy ourselves yet. So we sang the song the second time. This time it was girls vs guys. Unfortunately, we won as we were famous of our 'beautiful' voice. Someone opened the door. It was the employee again.
Chun Kit didn't know we were already in trouble and said:--
" 我们唱很好听是吗? (passing the mike to him) Do you also want to sing?"
The worker (juling at chun kit): "你们是要等到别人 complain 才甘愿, 是吗?" (oops!)
Whatever~~Later we watched a porno mv. (interested? it's the song 征服. go and open and see! highly recommended!!) It was so (yuckzz!!) a guy and a woman naked lying on the bed, exploring each other, biting each other, then the most geli part came!
Shu Hua:" Yer..! 那个男子在 kiss 她的 nen nen !!"(Everyone fell to the floor.)
Then suddenly the pc was shut off. What the heck!! There was still five minutes until time's up. Maybe they were so angry with us and they cheated our money!! So that's how the fun ends.
---THE END---
*We write this to thank Vi Cher, thanks for the party, thanks for the laughthers, thanks for the memories and thanks for everything!!! We will never forget 06/12/07 and 07/12/07!! This is the farewell present for Vi Cher to go to Japan!*
