HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
long time no see!haha..
see,I,LOH MAN LIN, am the first one to blog here since the last post (2 months ago)..
haih..bo xim la u all..
actually I oso dono wat to update u all with.just heart blood come tide wanna blog here..
hehe...

Eh,12 days to go ,we will receive our SPM results!haha.so nervous.but i knoe u all sure geng one la.haih.especially dat sf .hmm..
(suddenly i feel myself talking to d wall.like no respond one,so i decided to stop here hahha)
let me see how many of u will continue blogging here....xD...

Oh ya,i saw some thing which really make me think of u girls...

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Our Wishes
PLAY EVERYDAY
Get number 1 in PCGHS
Shake body (Shin Fang)
Kiss ah pooh's nen nen (Man Lin)
Sing songs by Alicia Keys everyday (vicher)
Eat char koay teow everyday in canteen
Be FAMOUS POWER RANGERS
To rescue people
To disect a real human
To disect all frogs
To build DANGER HIGHLANDS

hehe..SEE U ALL.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

As usual, we started to ki siao after drinking and  played prank calls to some unfortunate ones. HAHAHAHA!!!

XXX : Hello?

PC: Hello? Wei... You remember me or not?

XXX: Ha?? Who are you?

PC: Wah ni hao liao la ni... Zhe yang ye bu neng ji de wo... HAO LIAO LA NIIII !!

XXX: NI shi sui?

PC: Shen mo? Ni jiang wo PWWETTY AND CUTE de ma

XXX: Ni shi sui?????

PC: WAAHHHHHH ni cai jiang wo pretty and cute, xian zai jiu wang ji wo liao laaaa... Wo hen HURT de ni zhi dao ma

XXX: ........................... NE??

PC: WAHHHHH ni de hua yu hao liao loooo... Hai you NE de wo..

( lack of memory)

PC: Ni zhen de jue de wo pretty and cute de ma

XXX: ZHEN DE LA! Wo hen sao chen zan ren de ni zhi dao ma

PC: Ni zhu zai na li? Wo xian zai qu zao ni

XXX: Ha? Zhen de ma?

PC: Zhen de la! 

XXX: (mumbling) Bukit hsgjhfdsgh

PC: HA? Ni ke yi jiang da sheng yi dian ma

XXX: Kam Bit Sua

PC: HA?? KIAM HU SUA??? (LMAO!!!!) 

XXX: Bukit Gambir LA....

PC: HA??? Ni zhu zai Bukit Kiam Hu a?

XXX: BUKIT GAMBIR!!!!

PC: Oh.... Ni zhu Bukit Gambir, wo zhu Bukit Tambir

XXX: ........

PC: Ei? Bukit Gambir? Ma zai wo jia ge bi ba liao lo

XXX: Wah.. Zhen de a?

PC: YES!! Wo xian zai qu zao ni ha

XXX: Lai la

PC: Ok ha deng xia jian

XXX: Okok bye bye

PC: Bye bye .... WO XIAN ZAI QU ZAO NI HA!!!

XXX: Ha okok

PC: Ok. WO XIAN ZAI QU ZAO NI HARR??!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PC --- Pwweeeetty and cute

The next one was ... Lek Tao

Lek Tao: Hello?

WY: Hello. Is this Mr Yap?

Lek Tao: Yes...?

WY: I'm callimg from America.

Lek Tao: ...oo

WY: Erm... We sell CHICKEN, you know? (AHAHAHAA!!)

Lek Tao: OHHHHH

WY: Where you come from HARR?

Lek Tao : From India. Red indian!!

WY : OOHHHH..abulengejelakelegaki

Lek Tao : budegudalakijaluhanu @#$%^&*

WY : What chicken do u want?We got white chicken,black chicken,chinese chicken,indian chicken,.............

Lek Tao : INDIAN CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

WY : ..........

Lek Tao : Eh wo de peng you jiao wo bu yao wan liao..BYE BYE

WY : OK la byebye, HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAM SAP

We have LONG LONG tongue

Hello xiao mei.. Why are you here? Wearing this lacy lacy shirt

Mighty Wen Yin

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

The UGLIES and SCARIES are in town!

All these pictures are only computer effects, but if you think there's such 'MONSTER' in this world, then...


( You are right! We are MONSTERS!!! )







First, the mirror effect.




Left=Right

This picture has the best theme:

Even though we have different heads, we still blend together into one, no matter what happen!!

(HAHAHA!!)

Did you see there's a tongue sticking out there? LOL!

OUCHH!!

Amazingly, we have superpower! We can fly from one place to another within five minutes. GENG boh?

We are at the aquarium!

Sitting ROLLER COASTER!! YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

WAHH!!

FLYING IN THE CLOUDS!!!!

LOOK! IT'S THE EARTH!!

Viewers Discretion is Advised!!

You will hope you won't see these scaries at night!

WHHHOOOOOO!!

Now, we keep the best for the last.

Scroll down...

And scroll down...

AND LAUGH ALL YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POWWWW!!

April FoolSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Shin Fang: Hey! What are you all whispering about?

Aun Nee & Sue Ann: SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Shin Fang: Huh?

Aun Nee: Come nearer. Okay! We want to play Man Lin.

Shu Hua: Okok! How?

Sue Ann: Bluff her that her choir teacher wants to see her downstairs. Then when she is downstairs, we will shout from up here "APRIL FOOL!"

Aun Nee: We will ask Hui Ern to tell Man Lin. If we tell, she won't believe us.

Shin Fang & Shu Hua: OKOK!! GOOD!

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Man Lin: Ha? Why does she want to find me?

Hui Ern: How can I know !!!

Man Lin: AIYO... (pulled Hui Ern) You go with me!

Hui Ern: (oh shit!) AHHHHH!! No! I can't!

Man Lin: (looking at Hui Ern suspiciously) Why?

Sue Ann: Because we have to help our teacher to carry books. (Sue Ann and Hui Ern are class monitors)

Man Lin: Aun Nee! Go down with me!

Aun Nee: I can't! Err... I have to do my Add Maths homework!

Man Lin: Aiyoooo.... Don't want to go down already la!

Shin Fang: Man Lin, go down la!

Shu Hua: Yeah la! The teacher is waiting downstairs you know!

Man Lin: (stared at us for a very long time) BOO! APRIL FOOL!!

Aun Nee, Sue Ann, Shin Fang, Hui Ern & Shu Hua: (speechless!)

Shin Fang: Shu Hua ah! You la! Spoilt the fun only!

Shu Hua: What!?!? What did I say?!

Man Lin: HAHAHAHA!!!!

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Shu Hua: Yean Fang! Pn Chan wants to see you!

Yean Fang: You go and see her by yourself !!

Shu Hua: Huay Shin! Pn Chan wants to see you!

Huay Shing: Hahaha! Very funny!

Shu Hua: Min Jing! Pn Chan wants to find you!

Min Jing: Cheh! Who wants to believe you!

Shu Hua: Why?!!

Man Lin: Hahaha! Go home and practise first only come and play people, ok?

Shu Hua: Am I that bad ?!!?

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During recess time,---

Shu Hua: (panting) Seow Yeen!

Seow Yeen: What?

Shu Hua: Pn Chan!

Seow Yeen: Pn Chan what? (started to get nervous)

Shu Hua: She wants to see you!

Seow Yeen: For what?

Shu Hua: I dunno! I met her at the canteen and she asked me to find you! She is at the canteen waiting for you!

Seow Yeen: Is it about the advertisement thing?

Shu Hua: Yeah, maybe! Fast! She wants to see you NOW!!!

Seow Yeen: Okok! (rushed towards the canteen)

Later, at class,---

Seow Yeen: (suddenly appeared in front of the class) LEE SHU HUA!!!

Shu Hua: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! APRIL FOOL!!!

Seow Yeen: YOU!!

Shu Hua: What happened?

Seow Yeen: I went to the canteen and find her but she's not there!

Shu Hua: Of course la! I bluffed you what!

Seow Yeen: But I dunno! So I went to her office and find her!

Shin Fang: Ha? You really go and find her?

Man Lin: Then?

Seow Yeen: I asked her, "Pn Chan, you want to see me?" She said, "No, when did I say I want to see you?!"

The whole class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!

Man Lin: Shu Hua, good job!

Shu Hua: YES!! I did it!

Seow Yeen: Stupid! I really don't know why did I believe you!

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Pn Seow Beng Lay, ---

Shu Hua: Teacher! Pn Chan asks you to move your car! She said your car blocks the road!

Pn Seow: Yeah lo! She told me just now!

Shin Fang: Mission failed!

Miss Lim Siew Heoh, ---

Shin Fang: Teacher! Pn Chan wants to see you!

Miss Lim: Why?

Shu Hua: Dunno! We met her just now and she asked us to find you!

Miss Lim: You all bluff me or not?

Shin Fang: Haha! Bluff you wan la!

Shu Hua: Mission failed AGAIN!

Pn Chong Wei Peng, ---

Shu Hua: Teacher! Pn Chan wants to see you!

Pn Chong: Why?

Shin Fang: Dunno! We met her just now and she asked us to find you! (notice that all our excuses are the same)

Pn Chong: (getting up from her chair) Ok, thank you!

Shu Hua: HAHAHA!! APRIL FOOL!!

Pn Chong: You two girls!! Come here!

And she chased us all the way out of the staffroom and STRANGLED us! Of course there were many teachers staring at us, especially at Pn Chong! Hahaha!!

Pn Chong: Shu Hua and Shin Fang, I will payback one day! The war is on!

Shu Hua: Ok, teacher! I will wait for you!

Shin Fang: Yes! Mission complete!

Mr Yip Chee Kum, ---

Shin Fang: Teacher! Pn Chan wants to see you!

Mr Yip: Why?

Shu Hua: Dunno! We met her just now and she asked us to find you!

Mr Yip: If she wants to see me, she will come by herself!

Shu Hua: She said she's very busy!

Mr Yip: Ask her to come by herself !

Shin Fang: WAH! Teacher, you so DA LI ah?

Mr Yip: Yeah lo! Cannot ah?

Shu Hua & Shin Fang: ...

GIRLS's DAYOUT

I woke up early that morning to get ready for my piano teacher's Music School Open day which is La Viva Musica. It is located in Casa Permai.


Congratulations!


Already packed with people.


The performances started with orchestra performance. Yeah, La Viva Musica has these Chinese Orchestra Instruments teaching lessons.


Followed by a few piano performances. Duet, Solo and so and so.


And later, a Portugis Musician, Mr. Brito if I am not mistaken, performed oboe solo.

Before lunch, there were Hip Hop dances.

I did not take my lunch there instead, I rushed my way to Gurney Plaza to meet up with my girlfriends. MALANGNYA, only Shiang Lynn and Aun Nee were there ON TIME. Others were late, as always..


Then, we decided to go Kim Gary to book places first. To my surprise, I SAW LOUIS and his friends.

I thought : HO SEH LIAO LA THIS TIME! Man Lin will have a lot of fun today!


FINALLY, they reached!

We started to buli Man Lin and shouted,---

"Man Lin, do you have any boyfriend?"

"You want to find a boyfriend? There's one ideal person in my mind!"

"Yeah! He's wearing a red shirt!"

"There!"

Man Lin looked as though she wanted to strangle us, but due to Louis' presence there, she became shy... (HAHAHAA!!)

By the way, the fussy girls took about 20 minutes to decide what to eat. ZZZ..

Then we snatched Yean Chen's phone to telephone Andy, Jia Yun's boyfriend. HAHA.

"Andy! Jia Yun loves you!"

"Jia Yun loves you! Jia Yun loves you!"

Then the food came. First dish only and the table was A MESS.


And after eating, our table was EVEN TERRIBLE, just like... rubbish collecting centre!!!

We then continued our way to GSC. We had no other movies to watch, so we watched JUMPER!
After that movie, we went to ARCADE!! HELL YEAH! Shu Hua and I played the same old machine 3 times. HAHA! After that, we regreted playing because our whole body hurts.

Then, Shu Hua and I took some pictures! Of us trying to be the people on the posters! ehehehe..


Digging at our noses!

L

I was trying to imitate that old man on the very left of the poster while Shu Hua was imitating that guy in the middle. xD

FATAL MOVIE
YEAH!


JUMPER

That guy is so HOT AND SEXY!! Shu Hua looks yeng but I do not.............


MARTIAN CHILD

Shu Hua!! Why did you blocked that lil child behind?!?! 70 percent similar to the poster behind! I rate 7 out of 10!!


STEP UP 2

I have no idea what was I doing... Look at where Shu Hua's looking!

THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES

OUR RETARTED LOOK!!

I know I look extremely funny but Shu Hua.. you look even funnier. haha!


10,000 BC

yadda yadda yadda....

KUNG FU PANDA

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF ALL!! So cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. haha

After watching that JUMPER movie, we all were so pleased by his super powers. GOSH!! We want that supper power!!!!!!!!!
Just imagine,

OOPS! I want to go toilet!
WHOOOOOOOOM! In the toilet already!

Then I want Char Koay Teow..
ZOOOOOOOOM, snatch away people's char koay teow..

I want money,
ZOOOM, BANK!!
"OH SHIT, I need a bigger bag!"

I want to go home get my BM text book which I forgot to bring!
ZOOOOOOOOM, home!
ZOOOOOOOOOOM, school!
"Cikgu!! Saya ada bawa buku, Shu Hua tak ada!!"

I want to win gold medal in Olympic!!
ZOOOOOOOOOM !!!
"What the hell! She finished this track in 3 seconds? Heck, I don't want to announce this but.... ATTENTION PLEASE, ATTENTION PLEASE, we now have the fastest runner on earth! CHUA VI CHER!! APPLAUSE PEOPLE!!"

Or, when Man Lin wants to pull my hair..
ZOOOOOOOM !!
Man Lin pulled her own hair instead. HEHE!!

CHEERS!

The Innocents Are Now In Dangerous Positions !!!

Finally, I mange to guess the password of this blog account correctly and sign in.

There are things that Shu Hua missed out actually. She spit water trice today. 3 TIMES!! Once, when all the saliva+water, like rain fall, got both Yu Hsuan and Chiau Yee all WET. Luckily, I managed to run away. Then, Jia Yun walked pass our Bio lab.

"JIAAAAAAAA YUNNNNNNNNN!!!"

vicher was singing songs by Alicia Keys with all grace she has.
Unfortunately, those who doesnt know how to appreciate it like Man Lin hit my stomach..
OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Then Shu Hua and Shin Fang pulled me to the door.

Shin Fang, Shu Hua, Chiau Yee : wei vicher you go there la, kesi kesi stand there lk Shu Hua want to PUEYYYYYY you then u run away let Jia Yun kena.

vicher : okok!!!........................ EH NO! Siao ar, later she kesi PUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY me how ar? YOU ALL GO LA, ask me go.. I am not STUPID!

Shin Fang again be the one with the gun and BOOM, Shu Hua again. PUUUUUUEEEEEEYYYY and that Jia Yun kena. HAHAH!

Unfortunately, later when school dismissed, Shu Hua, again, met up with Jia Yun, Jia Yun filled her mouth with water and so did Shu Hua. I faster walked away BUT THAT SHU HUA HAD SO MUCH WATER IN HER MOUTH that my shoe was all WET because she PUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY so far with high speed that I am not fast enough to run further. Some form 6 seniours kena her saliva also.. haih..

GILLY LA!!! Then vicher taught Shu Hua and Man Lin and also Shin Fang some dance step. Shu Hua and Man Lin manage to follow but Shin Fang kept on doing the modified version of vicher's dancestep. THEN!! That Shu Hua was sooooooooo excited that she want to repeat what Shin Fang had done because it was funny. THEN!


It was so painful.......... Vicher saved Shu Hua's head from knocking the floor and Shu Hua kicked vicher's head and now TUMBUK VICHER IN HER FACE! haih..

pity pity vicher..

Wen Yin's birthday coming!!!! Happy early birthday Wen Yin!! MUACKS MUACKS!!

Fun Means Fun

Life is getting more and more fun as the bond between us becomes more and more close.

During our last biology class,

Murugan:" You all must remember ha ..." (kept on yapping)

Shin Fang:" Boring lo~"

Man Lin: (yawn!!!)

Shu Hua:"..." (something mischievous is coming up when she is quiet)

Murugan:" So when exam you must ---"

Shu Hua:" Teacher! Vi Cher LOVES you!" (everyone fell down from their chairs)

Vi Cher:" WEI!!!"

Murugan: (smiling shyly and batted his eyelashes)

Vi Cher:" Teacher! Shu Hua simply says wan!"

Shin Fang:" HAHAHA!! Vi Cher still said she wants to be your wife!"

Vi Cher: (smacking her own forehead)

Murugan:" Okay okay! Enough already. Let's continue!"

Man Lin: (continues yawning)

Shu Hua:"..." (quiet)

SUDDENLY,---

Shu Hua:" Teacher! You really don't want Vi Cher ar? You see her breast so big ... "

Murugan acted like he didn't hear us.

Shin Fang:" Yeah la! Big breasts produce good milk!"

Still no reaction from Murugan.

Man Lin:" Not like Chiau Yee's breasts so small! Like LYCHEE!"

Vi Cher:" No la! Yean Fang's one smaller! Like GRAPES!"

Shu Hua:" And Win Chen's one like DURIAN!!"

Shin Fang:" Sze Ming's breasts like BANANA!"

Man Lin:" HAHAHAHA!! Yung Yiing's... hahaha... breast... haha... like WATERMELON!!"

(WOW!! SO BIG!!!!)

Everyone in the class laughed like they were in the circus, except Murugan (of course!), who couldn't catch our joke.

What an enjoyable FRUIT DAY!

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Today, during biology class again, we found our HIDDEN talent in acting.

Shu Hua was kneeling on the floor, squeezing her eyes tightly. Her mouth was a bit swollen, as if there's something inside and she purposely faced Vi Cher. Why? You will know later.

Shin Fang was pointing her two fingers at Shu Hua's head.

Shin Fang:" I want to kill you!"

Shu Hua nodded as thought she has accepted her fate. She moved her head nearer to Shin Fang's gun, wanted Shin Fang to end her life quickly, unable to tolerate the moment anymore.

Shin Fang: "BANG!!!"

Shu Hua opened her eyes and POOOOEEEEYY!!

Water spurted out from her mouth, it would looked like blood if it's red in colour, aiming straight at Vi Cher's face.

Vi Cher:" AAAAHHHHH!!"

Bingo! Shu Hua and Shin Fang clapped each other high five!

Another scene ---

Vi Cher:" I HATE YOU!!!"

Man Lin:" Yes, I got it! You hate me!"

Vi Cher slapped Man Lin hard on her face. (faking only!)

Man Lin's head jerked backwards strongly. Placing her hand on her reddened cheek, Man Lin stared at Vi Cher murderously, with daggers flying out from her eyes.

Man Lin:" How dare you??!!"

Vi Cher: (giggled)

Shin Fang:" CUT CUT CUT!! "

This time it's a fighting scene, everything was acted in slow motion to see its great effect, ---

Vi Cher and Shu Hua were posing a ready-to-fight pose. Shu Hua stepped forward and gave Vi Cher a tremendous hit on her face. Vi Cher grunted as she stumbled backwards.

Shu Hua thought Vi Cher had died and was facing her backside at Vi Cher, posing a victory sign but Vi Cher regained her balance quickly. She crept silently behind Shu Hua and boxed her at the bottom.

Shu Hua shouted as she dropped to the ground on her knees, her eyes were buldging and her mouth formed a very big O shape. Her hands were holding her face as she fell backwards.

She'll break her head if Vi Cher didn't come to rescue and support her head from hitting the ground. Notice that Shu Hua's hands were not supporting herself when she fell backwards.

As Vi Cher did this, Shu Hua lost her balance and her legs flew up and KICKED straight at Vi Cher's head!! OUCH!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

WAH!! Look! Shu Hua's legs are SO LONG!!!

By the way, clap hands, everyone! We deserve an Oscar!