Our Mighty Ambition

When we had finished our final exam, we had nothing to do (except shaking our legs). So, we discussed about our future, what are we going to do when we grow up.

I don't know which one of us came up with the idea of opening a ten-star hotel together. (the FIRST ten-star hotel in the world!) To admit it, it's FUN to have our own hotel!! We decided to name our hotel as Cemerlang, Gemilang, Terbilang Hotel. (hahahaha!!) Nice name, huh?

Then, it's going to be built on a highland. Not Genting Highland, not Cameron Highland, it's DANGER Highland. LOL! It's definitely dangerous up there because there are lots of surprises waiting for you.

First, let me introduce our owner of the Cemerlang, Gemilang, Terbilang Hotel --- Miss Ch'ng Shin Fang. Where would she gets the money to build the hotel anyway? She said she will borrow from the bank and the hell the bank will lend it to her, after listening to our STUPID plan. But I'm sure her MULTI-BILLIONAIRE family will invest for her.

Next, our CEO of the hotel, our AMBITIOUS girl --- Miss Loh Man Lin (Ah Phooooooh's husband). She said she could manage the hotel all by herself (bravo!) and will expand it into an EMPIRE! An empire that rules the whole world and you can see our Cemelang, Gemilang, Terbilang Hotel in every part of the Earth which is the ONLY choice for all kings, sultans, and tycoons. (Including celebrities!!)

Every hotel needs a great restaurant, so we have a perfect female chef who LIVES to eat, --- Miss Chew Wen Yin. She has extremely good taste buds and is so called has "good taste". She said she wants to cook the LARGEST dish of pasta and BAKES the biggest cake in the world to be in World's Guiness Records. Yeah!!

Casino!! Yes! A good casino makes good money, and we have a superb girl to manage it, --- Miss Chua Vi Cher. She is our ideal person because she LOVES money! (I'm sure you all are aware of it. haha!) And she sure knows how to manage all those quarrels and fightings that always happen in a casino. In additional, she is SEXY and will attracts many men to go there.

We also want the most EXTREME theme park and will have --- Miss Lee Shu Hua to design and build it. This job just matches her character and she said she does not want a roller coaster that just slides up and down on slopes. She wants a roller coaster that goes under the ocean to visit sharks, travels in the space to visit aliens, then ZOOMS! back to Danger Highland.

Last but not the least, we will sell our hotel's shares in the market. You will also can find our five faces on the front page of the Times magazine, naming as 'World's Most Successful Women'!!

Everyone, we are not building castles in the air. Some people see things as they are and say, why? But we dream things that never were and say, WHY NOT?!?

(I know you want to laugh right now. GO ON!! We won't blame you.)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

By the way, we have many vacancies in our hotel, like TOILET cleaner, bellboy, room service, gardener, etc..