Mensa Puzzler's Challenge

We went for the Mensa competition at the Dewan Masyarakat Penyayang. It consisted of 12 groups and seven groups were from our school. (hia hia hia!!)

The man-in-charge is an Indian. His name is very stupid and hilarious --- Mr. Jayaram Menom. We kept calling his name in funny voices, from mickey mouse to donald duck, but he didn't hear us. (hahaha!)

Shin Fang and Man Lin were in Team 3, while Vi Cher and Shu Hua in Team 5. We knew we were in for a grueling competition when we knew who our oppenents were. The teams who were not from our school were all adults that looked very intelligent. One of the teams kept babbling English at each other and were very complacent with themselves. To Shin Fang and Man Lin's luck, they were placed beside them. So Man Lin abd Shin Fang (cinkak!) discussed which is the best method to 作弊 and the English babbling couple were staring at them suspiciously.

Now, Vi Cher and Shu Hua were placed beside Kari Po and her daughter. (will tell you later how did she get that stupid nickname) When the challenge started, Vi Cher found out that the Kari Po kept sweeping her eyes over our answers. Oi! Kari Po ah... lao ee already still want to 偷看!!!

One of the challenge is Clock Maze. The time extention is one hour but Vi Cher and Shu Hua finished it in eight minutes. Woohoo! Clap hands!! Another one is Half Full. They gave you a queer shaped container filled with water and asked you to answer whether it's more than half full, half full or less than half full. Stupid la... Like this also can ask...They also asked you to fold a long piece of paper into a cube without tearing it, stacked the books so that they hanged over as far as they can without tumbling down, bla bla bla, BUT --- NO SUDOKU!! (AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!) Before that, the teacher told us that there will be a Sudoku question, so we practised and practised for the whole week. What la... Now not even one Sudoku question appeared!

When Vi Cher and Shu Hua had completed all the challenges, they decided not to wait for Shin Fang and Man Lin and went to explore the whole building.

*change*

First, we went to the public toilet. Oh my God! When we stepped inside, we had to pinch our noses and fold our jeans up to our knees because it was very very very --- GELI!!! One of the cubicles was very NICE when we got inside because there were cockroaches inside the 马桶 SWIMMING!! HAHAHA!!!

Another toiletbowl was so broken looking and we decided to 'decorate' it, NOT vandalize because it was already spoilt before that. Every part came off including the toilet paper holder. We put all the parts at weird angles and tada! Our masterpiece of toiletbowl! (will upload the photos next time)

Luckily nobody saw what we were doing. And when Kari Po came in and saw our masterpiece, she shouted, ---

"AIYO!!! Why the 马桶 like this ?!?" (trying to hide our evil smiles)

Then, we went to the cafeteria to have our free lunch. To tell the truth, the buffet lunch really surprised us. It was very delicious and tasty. Vi Cher ate first because she had to leave early and Shu Hua drank a glass of liquid which looked like water. YUCK!!! It IS water but they added sugar inside and it tasted like shit! The SUGAR SOLUTION nearly make me lost my appetite.

At last, Shin Fang and Man Lin completed the competition but it's time for Vi Cher to go back. We went back to the cafeteria to have our lunch. Shin Fang and Shu Hua took a big plate of curry rice (our favourite since our EST lesson!) and two huge pieces of chicken meat each, but Man Lin, probably on diet, took a small clump of curry rice and a tiny piece of chicken.

At first, everything was normal. We talked while eating, then something struck us funny and Shu Hua --- (holy shit!) --- opened her mouth and laughed like a mad witch. To make things worse, she hadn't finished swallowing her food and the whole clump of 'shit' was still inside her mouth, baring in view for everyone to see. Luckily, there was no one else inside there and Man Lin announced she had no more appetite after looking at Shu Hua's shit. The three of us started to become crazy. We mixed our curry rice with ice cream, we spilled our curry and melted ice cream all over the place, then the Kari Po came in.

We didn't look at what she was doing because we were enjoying in our curry and ice cream world. Then something made us turned TOGETHER to look at what she was doing. (oh my! oh my!) She was pouring all the curry into plastic bags because she wanted to take it home and eat!!! It's that type of plastic bags you used in market. Yer... So dirty!! And if you eat hot food inside plastic bags, you can get CANCER!! Common knowledge also don't know! By the way, the sight was very funny and we tried to stiffle our laughter when she looked bemusingly at us. So, that's how she got her infamous nickname, --- KARI PO!!! (LOL!)

Then, the most gross part came. The meat was very hard and difficult to chew. And Shin Fang had been chewing the meat for a very long time but couldn't swallow so she spat it out.

Shu Hua: " HEY!! That's fun! I also want to play!"

She put a big spoon of curry rice inside her mouth and chew and chew and chew.............

"PHHHOOOOOOOOOIIIII!!!!!" (AHAHAHAA!!)

She spat it out on the table! You could see a clump of bolus a.k.a. a ball of chewed food bound together with SALIVA from the mouth. YUCK!!

Later, we went back and Jaya the Indian expained the answers of the challenges and finally the results were to be announced. Every contestants, even in the last place also get prizes. What are the prizes that seemed to be attracting us so much? --- GIANT SUPERMARKET VOUCHERS!! Ahahaha! Actually we went there to get certificates because this competition is a national level. YES!! What a good testimonial we will get!

Vi Cher and Shu Hua got second runner-up in the student category and fifth in overall. (applause, please. clap clap clap!) Shin Fang and Man Lin also did quite well and got the 11th place. (psst! actually there were only 12 groups! haha!)

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In school, we noticed that Shin Fang just couldn't walk straight and always walked in a crooked way. Our school corridor is quite wide and whenever we walked beside her, we found that we always walked right into the wall BECAUSE Shin Fang was pushing us as she walks. Ironically, she doesn't even know she was doing that! So we mimicked her way of walking with our heads crooked on our shoulder, arms in a stiff position, legs that couldn't walk properly like orang cacat, tongue lolling out, and saliva dripping to the ground. This is how Shin Fang walks ---

(Next time, if i just couldn't describe something, i'll draw it out. it's easier and understandable!)

By the way, Shin Fang's NEN NEN essay got an A and was praised by the teacher. The teacher still added that her creativity and elaboration is VERY GOOD! WOW!! She still asked us to copy her essay as a model essay! My God!! (HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!)