April FoolSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Shin Fang: Hey! What are you all whispering about?

Aun Nee & Sue Ann: SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Shin Fang: Huh?

Aun Nee: Come nearer. Okay! We want to play Man Lin.

Shu Hua: Okok! How?

Sue Ann: Bluff her that her choir teacher wants to see her downstairs. Then when she is downstairs, we will shout from up here "APRIL FOOL!"

Aun Nee: We will ask Hui Ern to tell Man Lin. If we tell, she won't believe us.

Shin Fang & Shu Hua: OKOK!! GOOD!

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Man Lin: Ha? Why does she want to find me?

Hui Ern: How can I know !!!

Man Lin: AIYO... (pulled Hui Ern) You go with me!

Hui Ern: (oh shit!) AHHHHH!! No! I can't!

Man Lin: (looking at Hui Ern suspiciously) Why?

Sue Ann: Because we have to help our teacher to carry books. (Sue Ann and Hui Ern are class monitors)

Man Lin: Aun Nee! Go down with me!

Aun Nee: I can't! Err... I have to do my Add Maths homework!

Man Lin: Aiyoooo.... Don't want to go down already la!

Shin Fang: Man Lin, go down la!

Shu Hua: Yeah la! The teacher is waiting downstairs you know!

Man Lin: (stared at us for a very long time) BOO! APRIL FOOL!!

Aun Nee, Sue Ann, Shin Fang, Hui Ern & Shu Hua: (speechless!)

Shin Fang: Shu Hua ah! You la! Spoilt the fun only!

Shu Hua: What!?!? What did I say?!

Man Lin: HAHAHAHA!!!!

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Shu Hua: Yean Fang! Pn Chan wants to see you!

Yean Fang: You go and see her by yourself !!

Shu Hua: Huay Shin! Pn Chan wants to see you!

Huay Shing: Hahaha! Very funny!

Shu Hua: Min Jing! Pn Chan wants to find you!

Min Jing: Cheh! Who wants to believe you!

Shu Hua: Why?!!

Man Lin: Hahaha! Go home and practise first only come and play people, ok?

Shu Hua: Am I that bad ?!!?

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During recess time,---

Shu Hua: (panting) Seow Yeen!

Seow Yeen: What?

Shu Hua: Pn Chan!

Seow Yeen: Pn Chan what? (started to get nervous)

Shu Hua: She wants to see you!

Seow Yeen: For what?

Shu Hua: I dunno! I met her at the canteen and she asked me to find you! She is at the canteen waiting for you!

Seow Yeen: Is it about the advertisement thing?

Shu Hua: Yeah, maybe! Fast! She wants to see you NOW!!!

Seow Yeen: Okok! (rushed towards the canteen)

Later, at class,---

Seow Yeen: (suddenly appeared in front of the class) LEE SHU HUA!!!

Shu Hua: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! APRIL FOOL!!!

Seow Yeen: YOU!!

Shu Hua: What happened?

Seow Yeen: I went to the canteen and find her but she's not there!

Shu Hua: Of course la! I bluffed you what!

Seow Yeen: But I dunno! So I went to her office and find her!

Shin Fang: Ha? You really go and find her?

Man Lin: Then?

Seow Yeen: I asked her, "Pn Chan, you want to see me?" She said, "No, when did I say I want to see you?!"

The whole class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!

Man Lin: Shu Hua, good job!

Shu Hua: YES!! I did it!

Seow Yeen: Stupid! I really don't know why did I believe you!

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Pn Seow Beng Lay, ---

Shu Hua: Teacher! Pn Chan asks you to move your car! She said your car blocks the road!

Pn Seow: Yeah lo! She told me just now!

Shin Fang: Mission failed!

Miss Lim Siew Heoh, ---

Shin Fang: Teacher! Pn Chan wants to see you!

Miss Lim: Why?

Shu Hua: Dunno! We met her just now and she asked us to find you!

Miss Lim: You all bluff me or not?

Shin Fang: Haha! Bluff you wan la!

Shu Hua: Mission failed AGAIN!

Pn Chong Wei Peng, ---

Shu Hua: Teacher! Pn Chan wants to see you!

Pn Chong: Why?

Shin Fang: Dunno! We met her just now and she asked us to find you! (notice that all our excuses are the same)

Pn Chong: (getting up from her chair) Ok, thank you!

Shu Hua: HAHAHA!! APRIL FOOL!!

Pn Chong: You two girls!! Come here!

And she chased us all the way out of the staffroom and STRANGLED us! Of course there were many teachers staring at us, especially at Pn Chong! Hahaha!!

Pn Chong: Shu Hua and Shin Fang, I will payback one day! The war is on!

Shu Hua: Ok, teacher! I will wait for you!

Shin Fang: Yes! Mission complete!

Mr Yip Chee Kum, ---

Shin Fang: Teacher! Pn Chan wants to see you!

Mr Yip: Why?

Shu Hua: Dunno! We met her just now and she asked us to find you!

Mr Yip: If she wants to see me, she will come by herself!

Shu Hua: She said she's very busy!

Mr Yip: Ask her to come by herself !

Shin Fang: WAH! Teacher, you so DA LI ah?

Mr Yip: Yeah lo! Cannot ah?

Shu Hua & Shin Fang: ...

GIRLS's DAYOUT

I woke up early that morning to get ready for my piano teacher's Music School Open day which is La Viva Musica. It is located in Casa Permai.


Congratulations!


Already packed with people.


The performances started with orchestra performance. Yeah, La Viva Musica has these Chinese Orchestra Instruments teaching lessons.


Followed by a few piano performances. Duet, Solo and so and so.


And later, a Portugis Musician, Mr. Brito if I am not mistaken, performed oboe solo.

Before lunch, there were Hip Hop dances.

I did not take my lunch there instead, I rushed my way to Gurney Plaza to meet up with my girlfriends. MALANGNYA, only Shiang Lynn and Aun Nee were there ON TIME. Others were late, as always..


Then, we decided to go Kim Gary to book places first. To my surprise, I SAW LOUIS and his friends.

I thought : HO SEH LIAO LA THIS TIME! Man Lin will have a lot of fun today!


FINALLY, they reached!

We started to buli Man Lin and shouted,---

"Man Lin, do you have any boyfriend?"

"You want to find a boyfriend? There's one ideal person in my mind!"

"Yeah! He's wearing a red shirt!"

"There!"

Man Lin looked as though she wanted to strangle us, but due to Louis' presence there, she became shy... (HAHAHAA!!)

By the way, the fussy girls took about 20 minutes to decide what to eat. ZZZ..

Then we snatched Yean Chen's phone to telephone Andy, Jia Yun's boyfriend. HAHA.

"Andy! Jia Yun loves you!"

"Jia Yun loves you! Jia Yun loves you!"

Then the food came. First dish only and the table was A MESS.


And after eating, our table was EVEN TERRIBLE, just like... rubbish collecting centre!!!

We then continued our way to GSC. We had no other movies to watch, so we watched JUMPER!
After that movie, we went to ARCADE!! HELL YEAH! Shu Hua and I played the same old machine 3 times. HAHA! After that, we regreted playing because our whole body hurts.

Then, Shu Hua and I took some pictures! Of us trying to be the people on the posters! ehehehe..


Digging at our noses!

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I was trying to imitate that old man on the very left of the poster while Shu Hua was imitating that guy in the middle. xD

FATAL MOVIE
YEAH!


JUMPER

That guy is so HOT AND SEXY!! Shu Hua looks yeng but I do not.............


MARTIAN CHILD

Shu Hua!! Why did you blocked that lil child behind?!?! 70 percent similar to the poster behind! I rate 7 out of 10!!


STEP UP 2

I have no idea what was I doing... Look at where Shu Hua's looking!

THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES

OUR RETARTED LOOK!!

I know I look extremely funny but Shu Hua.. you look even funnier. haha!


10,000 BC

yadda yadda yadda....

KUNG FU PANDA

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF ALL!! So cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. haha

After watching that JUMPER movie, we all were so pleased by his super powers. GOSH!! We want that supper power!!!!!!!!!
Just imagine,

OOPS! I want to go toilet!
WHOOOOOOOOM! In the toilet already!

Then I want Char Koay Teow..
ZOOOOOOOOM, snatch away people's char koay teow..

I want money,
ZOOOM, BANK!!
"OH SHIT, I need a bigger bag!"

I want to go home get my BM text book which I forgot to bring!
ZOOOOOOOOM, home!
ZOOOOOOOOOOM, school!
"Cikgu!! Saya ada bawa buku, Shu Hua tak ada!!"

I want to win gold medal in Olympic!!
ZOOOOOOOOOM !!!
"What the hell! She finished this track in 3 seconds? Heck, I don't want to announce this but.... ATTENTION PLEASE, ATTENTION PLEASE, we now have the fastest runner on earth! CHUA VI CHER!! APPLAUSE PEOPLE!!"

Or, when Man Lin wants to pull my hair..
ZOOOOOOOM !!
Man Lin pulled her own hair instead. HEHE!!

CHEERS!

The Innocents Are Now In Dangerous Positions !!!

Finally, I mange to guess the password of this blog account correctly and sign in.

There are things that Shu Hua missed out actually. She spit water trice today. 3 TIMES!! Once, when all the saliva+water, like rain fall, got both Yu Hsuan and Chiau Yee all WET. Luckily, I managed to run away. Then, Jia Yun walked pass our Bio lab.

"JIAAAAAAAA YUNNNNNNNNN!!!"

vicher was singing songs by Alicia Keys with all grace she has.
Unfortunately, those who doesnt know how to appreciate it like Man Lin hit my stomach..
OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Then Shu Hua and Shin Fang pulled me to the door.

Shin Fang, Shu Hua, Chiau Yee : wei vicher you go there la, kesi kesi stand there lk Shu Hua want to PUEYYYYYY you then u run away let Jia Yun kena.

vicher : okok!!!........................ EH NO! Siao ar, later she kesi PUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY me how ar? YOU ALL GO LA, ask me go.. I am not STUPID!

Shin Fang again be the one with the gun and BOOM, Shu Hua again. PUUUUUUEEEEEEYYYY and that Jia Yun kena. HAHAH!

Unfortunately, later when school dismissed, Shu Hua, again, met up with Jia Yun, Jia Yun filled her mouth with water and so did Shu Hua. I faster walked away BUT THAT SHU HUA HAD SO MUCH WATER IN HER MOUTH that my shoe was all WET because she PUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY so far with high speed that I am not fast enough to run further. Some form 6 seniours kena her saliva also.. haih..

GILLY LA!!! Then vicher taught Shu Hua and Man Lin and also Shin Fang some dance step. Shu Hua and Man Lin manage to follow but Shin Fang kept on doing the modified version of vicher's dancestep. THEN!! That Shu Hua was sooooooooo excited that she want to repeat what Shin Fang had done because it was funny. THEN!


It was so painful.......... Vicher saved Shu Hua's head from knocking the floor and Shu Hua kicked vicher's head and now TUMBUK VICHER IN HER FACE! haih..

pity pity vicher..

Wen Yin's birthday coming!!!! Happy early birthday Wen Yin!! MUACKS MUACKS!!

Fun Means Fun

Life is getting more and more fun as the bond between us becomes more and more close.

During our last biology class,

Murugan:" You all must remember ha ..." (kept on yapping)

Shin Fang:" Boring lo~"

Man Lin: (yawn!!!)

Shu Hua:"..." (something mischievous is coming up when she is quiet)

Murugan:" So when exam you must ---"

Shu Hua:" Teacher! Vi Cher LOVES you!" (everyone fell down from their chairs)

Vi Cher:" WEI!!!"

Murugan: (smiling shyly and batted his eyelashes)

Vi Cher:" Teacher! Shu Hua simply says wan!"

Shin Fang:" HAHAHA!! Vi Cher still said she wants to be your wife!"

Vi Cher: (smacking her own forehead)

Murugan:" Okay okay! Enough already. Let's continue!"

Man Lin: (continues yawning)

Shu Hua:"..." (quiet)

SUDDENLY,---

Shu Hua:" Teacher! You really don't want Vi Cher ar? You see her breast so big ... "

Murugan acted like he didn't hear us.

Shin Fang:" Yeah la! Big breasts produce good milk!"

Still no reaction from Murugan.

Man Lin:" Not like Chiau Yee's breasts so small! Like LYCHEE!"

Vi Cher:" No la! Yean Fang's one smaller! Like GRAPES!"

Shu Hua:" And Win Chen's one like DURIAN!!"

Shin Fang:" Sze Ming's breasts like BANANA!"

Man Lin:" HAHAHAHA!! Yung Yiing's... hahaha... breast... haha... like WATERMELON!!"

(WOW!! SO BIG!!!!)

Everyone in the class laughed like they were in the circus, except Murugan (of course!), who couldn't catch our joke.

What an enjoyable FRUIT DAY!

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Today, during biology class again, we found our HIDDEN talent in acting.

Shu Hua was kneeling on the floor, squeezing her eyes tightly. Her mouth was a bit swollen, as if there's something inside and she purposely faced Vi Cher. Why? You will know later.

Shin Fang was pointing her two fingers at Shu Hua's head.

Shin Fang:" I want to kill you!"

Shu Hua nodded as thought she has accepted her fate. She moved her head nearer to Shin Fang's gun, wanted Shin Fang to end her life quickly, unable to tolerate the moment anymore.

Shin Fang: "BANG!!!"

Shu Hua opened her eyes and POOOOEEEEYY!!

Water spurted out from her mouth, it would looked like blood if it's red in colour, aiming straight at Vi Cher's face.

Vi Cher:" AAAAHHHHH!!"

Bingo! Shu Hua and Shin Fang clapped each other high five!

Another scene ---

Vi Cher:" I HATE YOU!!!"

Man Lin:" Yes, I got it! You hate me!"

Vi Cher slapped Man Lin hard on her face. (faking only!)

Man Lin's head jerked backwards strongly. Placing her hand on her reddened cheek, Man Lin stared at Vi Cher murderously, with daggers flying out from her eyes.

Man Lin:" How dare you??!!"

Vi Cher: (giggled)

Shin Fang:" CUT CUT CUT!! "

This time it's a fighting scene, everything was acted in slow motion to see its great effect, ---

Vi Cher and Shu Hua were posing a ready-to-fight pose. Shu Hua stepped forward and gave Vi Cher a tremendous hit on her face. Vi Cher grunted as she stumbled backwards.

Shu Hua thought Vi Cher had died and was facing her backside at Vi Cher, posing a victory sign but Vi Cher regained her balance quickly. She crept silently behind Shu Hua and boxed her at the bottom.

Shu Hua shouted as she dropped to the ground on her knees, her eyes were buldging and her mouth formed a very big O shape. Her hands were holding her face as she fell backwards.

She'll break her head if Vi Cher didn't come to rescue and support her head from hitting the ground. Notice that Shu Hua's hands were not supporting herself when she fell backwards.

As Vi Cher did this, Shu Hua lost her balance and her legs flew up and KICKED straight at Vi Cher's head!! OUCH!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

WAH!! Look! Shu Hua's legs are SO LONG!!!

By the way, clap hands, everyone! We deserve an Oscar!

Zodiac Signs

This is an idea from Vi Cher's blog. And it's about us.

Vi Cher and Shu Hua
SAGITTARIUS ---The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist.
Doesn't want to grow up. (Peter Pan Syndrome!! Kids forever!)
Indulges self.
Boastful. *ahem!*
Likes luxuries. (Vi Cher only!)
Gambling. (Shu Hua only!)
Social and outgoing.
Doesn't like responsibilities.
Often fantasizes. (YES!!)
Impatient.
Fun to be around.
Having lots of friends.
Flirtatious. (NO!!!!! IT'S NOT TRUE!)
Doesn't like rules. (HAHAHAHA!! Firecrakers!)
Sometimes hypocritical.
Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes.
Doesn't like being doubted.
Beautiful inside and out.

Shin Fang
VIRGO --- The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships.
Conservative.
Always wants the last word.
Argumentative.
Worries.
Very smart. (True!)
Dislikes noise and chaos.
Eager.
Hardworking. (the opposite!!)
Loyal.
Beautiful. (Famous leng lui)
Easy to talk to.
Hard to please.
Harsh.
Practical and very fussy. (Yeah lo! Must treat her books gently if not she'll kill you)
Often shy. (haaha!)
Pessimistic.

Man Lin
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. (our advisor.)
Practical and rigid.
Ambitious. (she's gonna be a lawyer!)
Tends to be good-looking.
Humorous and funny. (HOHOHO!)
Can be a bit shy and reserved.
Often pessimists.
Tends to act before they think.
Can be unfriendly at times. (only when she dirasuk oleh hantu.)
Hold grudges.
Like competition.
Get what they want. (NAUGHTY!!)

Wen Yin
PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous. (Love you!)
Kind.
Thoughtful.
Very creative and imaginative.
May become secretive and vague. (psst! when she has boyfriend!)
Sensitive.
Don't like details.
Dreamy and unrealistic. (she daydreams everyday!!)
Sympathetic and loving.
Unselfish.
Good kisser. (OISHEH!! Not bad huh?)
Beautiful.

Jia Yun
ARIES - TheDaredevil Energetic
Adventurous and spontaneous.
Confident and enthusiastic.
Fun.
Loves a challenge. (nyah nyah nyah!)
EXTREMELY impatient. (Got meh?!?)
Sometimes selfish.
Easily angered. (nope!!)
Lively, passionate, and sharp wit.
Outgoing.
Lose interest quickly - easily bored. (orang gila!)
Egotistical.
Courageous and assertive.
Tends to be physical and athletic.

Lixian
GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty.
Outgoing.
Very chatty. (she'll kill herself if she is mute)
Lively, energetic.
Adaptable but needs to express themselves.
Argumentative and outspoken.
Likes change.
Versatile.
Busy. (no, lazy!)
Sometimes nervous and tense.
Gossips. (YES!! haha!)
May seem superficial or inconsistent, but is only changeable.
Beautiful physically and mentally. (da mei ren!)

LOOK!! It's Kari Po on the left!

(left) Mr. Jaya the Indian

(right) English babbling couple

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Our bio teacher is an Indian man. We don't know what is his name, so we called him Murugan (a Hindu god). Now don't look down on him. He is a JPA scholar and got PhD in the study of encephalon. But why in the hell does he come and teach in our school? He can become a doctor!! So we asked him and he replied lamely.

"Because my brothers are doctors, sisters also, cousin, whole family also doctors. And they keep talking and talking about medicine, so I got fed up and become a teacher." (duh~)

But why our school? Obviously, he likes to teach Peng Hwa. (nyah nyah nyah!)

Now the problem is, he's overqualified to teach us. He teaches us lots of things which are not included in the syllabus and many new terms, like Leischman's solution, 250 million HB in RBC, artificial phasemaker, tonsil, spleen, systole, diastole, hepar, mesenteric, jugular, and lots and lots and lots... Anyway we love to listen to him because everytime when he is explaining something he seems very exicted with many hand and face gestures.

He even let us dissect the chicken heart. (whoo!) Every group has one DEAD chicken heart each. (it's so small.. why not human heart?!?) At first, nobody dared to touch it and some girls kept screaming their heads off because they had never seen this thing before. So he let us wear gloves but there isn't any left for our group. Actually, it's just Man Lin, Shin Fang and Shu Hua only. The traitor Vi Cher doesn't want to be in the same group with us because she thinks we are stupid at everything. (hmph!)

Murugan asked us to cut the heart into half with a pen knife because he wanted to let us see the sturcture of the heart. We did exactly what he told but our heart was different from everyone else's. The others were nicely sliced into half but ours.... seperti telah dicincang!! Our heart were chopped into many pieces like the meat in the market. HAHAHAA!!! Semua ini ialah kerja Shu Hua. She even used her BARE hand to pick up the pieces of heart and chased Vi Cher and the others around the lab.

Then when everyone has finished, Shin Fang and Shu Hua took other group's hearts to chop and they seemed to enjoy about it. (great potential to be butchers) Then they added the iodine solution and made a great discovery!!! The chicken blood dissolved when iodine is added. WOW!! They also added Dettol and dish washer and everything became bubbly. (Hahaah!!) Not only this, one time they purposely go and smell sulphur dioxide gas.

*past*

Shin Fang took the test tube and smelled the sulphur dioxide gas inside. She kept her face straight and asked Shu Hua to smell.

"Shu Hua, come and smell this."

"Why?" (became suspicious)

"Nothing la... Just smelly."

"Okay."

When Shu Hua smelled it, she nearly dropped the test tube because not only it's smelly, it's HORRIBLE!!!! It was like when we smell onion, it makes you cry. And it was very uncomfortable because there was like something inside our lungs and we had breathing difficulty. But it was fine after that.

Vi Cher: "WEi!! You all go and smell the gas ah?"

Shin Fang and Shu Hua: "Yes."

Vi Cher:" OH MY GOD!! Do you all know sulphur dioxide is poisonous?!?"

"......." (they turned and looked at each other)

Shu Hua:" Shin Fang, I think we're going to die."

Shin Fang:" I see... I gotta go and write down my will." (LOL!!)

Now, that was two weeks ago and besides becoming butchers, they also have REAL GREAT potential to become scientists.

Murugan let us see the human anatomy book. Actually he wanted to show us the photos of the human heart. But mischievous struck us. We found the pages where there are photographs of b****t (female's chest) and v****a (female's crotch). We purposely asked him what is this what is that, like ---

Shin Fang:" Teacher, where does breast milk come from?"

Shu Hua:" Teacher, what is this?" (pointing at the photo of nipple)

Vi Cher:" Teacher, why there is hair everywhere?"

And much to our surprise, he explained one by one to us. Then, we turned to the photos of p***s (male's crotch) and asked, ---

" TEACHER, WHAT IS THIS? WHY SO GELI WAN???" (HAHAHAHAH!!)

This time, Murugan became embarrassed and immediately closed the book. So cute!

By the way, he promised us that after chinese new year, he's going to dissect the frog and show us. COOL!!

Mensa Puzzler's Challenge

We went for the Mensa competition at the Dewan Masyarakat Penyayang. It consisted of 12 groups and seven groups were from our school. (hia hia hia!!)

The man-in-charge is an Indian. His name is very stupid and hilarious --- Mr. Jayaram Menom. We kept calling his name in funny voices, from mickey mouse to donald duck, but he didn't hear us. (hahaha!)

Shin Fang and Man Lin were in Team 3, while Vi Cher and Shu Hua in Team 5. We knew we were in for a grueling competition when we knew who our oppenents were. The teams who were not from our school were all adults that looked very intelligent. One of the teams kept babbling English at each other and were very complacent with themselves. To Shin Fang and Man Lin's luck, they were placed beside them. So Man Lin abd Shin Fang (cinkak!) discussed which is the best method to 作弊 and the English babbling couple were staring at them suspiciously.

Now, Vi Cher and Shu Hua were placed beside Kari Po and her daughter. (will tell you later how did she get that stupid nickname) When the challenge started, Vi Cher found out that the Kari Po kept sweeping her eyes over our answers. Oi! Kari Po ah... lao ee already still want to 偷看!!!

One of the challenge is Clock Maze. The time extention is one hour but Vi Cher and Shu Hua finished it in eight minutes. Woohoo! Clap hands!! Another one is Half Full. They gave you a queer shaped container filled with water and asked you to answer whether it's more than half full, half full or less than half full. Stupid la... Like this also can ask...They also asked you to fold a long piece of paper into a cube without tearing it, stacked the books so that they hanged over as far as they can without tumbling down, bla bla bla, BUT --- NO SUDOKU!! (AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!) Before that, the teacher told us that there will be a Sudoku question, so we practised and practised for the whole week. What la... Now not even one Sudoku question appeared!

When Vi Cher and Shu Hua had completed all the challenges, they decided not to wait for Shin Fang and Man Lin and went to explore the whole building.

*change*

First, we went to the public toilet. Oh my God! When we stepped inside, we had to pinch our noses and fold our jeans up to our knees because it was very very very --- GELI!!! One of the cubicles was very NICE when we got inside because there were cockroaches inside the 马桶 SWIMMING!! HAHAHA!!!

Another toiletbowl was so broken looking and we decided to 'decorate' it, NOT vandalize because it was already spoilt before that. Every part came off including the toilet paper holder. We put all the parts at weird angles and tada! Our masterpiece of toiletbowl! (will upload the photos next time)

Luckily nobody saw what we were doing. And when Kari Po came in and saw our masterpiece, she shouted, ---

"AIYO!!! Why the 马桶 like this ?!?" (trying to hide our evil smiles)

Then, we went to the cafeteria to have our free lunch. To tell the truth, the buffet lunch really surprised us. It was very delicious and tasty. Vi Cher ate first because she had to leave early and Shu Hua drank a glass of liquid which looked like water. YUCK!!! It IS water but they added sugar inside and it tasted like shit! The SUGAR SOLUTION nearly make me lost my appetite.

At last, Shin Fang and Man Lin completed the competition but it's time for Vi Cher to go back. We went back to the cafeteria to have our lunch. Shin Fang and Shu Hua took a big plate of curry rice (our favourite since our EST lesson!) and two huge pieces of chicken meat each, but Man Lin, probably on diet, took a small clump of curry rice and a tiny piece of chicken.

At first, everything was normal. We talked while eating, then something struck us funny and Shu Hua --- (holy shit!) --- opened her mouth and laughed like a mad witch. To make things worse, she hadn't finished swallowing her food and the whole clump of 'shit' was still inside her mouth, baring in view for everyone to see. Luckily, there was no one else inside there and Man Lin announced she had no more appetite after looking at Shu Hua's shit. The three of us started to become crazy. We mixed our curry rice with ice cream, we spilled our curry and melted ice cream all over the place, then the Kari Po came in.

We didn't look at what she was doing because we were enjoying in our curry and ice cream world. Then something made us turned TOGETHER to look at what she was doing. (oh my! oh my!) She was pouring all the curry into plastic bags because she wanted to take it home and eat!!! It's that type of plastic bags you used in market. Yer... So dirty!! And if you eat hot food inside plastic bags, you can get CANCER!! Common knowledge also don't know! By the way, the sight was very funny and we tried to stiffle our laughter when she looked bemusingly at us. So, that's how she got her infamous nickname, --- KARI PO!!! (LOL!)

Then, the most gross part came. The meat was very hard and difficult to chew. And Shin Fang had been chewing the meat for a very long time but couldn't swallow so she spat it out.

Shu Hua: " HEY!! That's fun! I also want to play!"

She put a big spoon of curry rice inside her mouth and chew and chew and chew.............

"PHHHOOOOOOOOOIIIII!!!!!" (AHAHAHAA!!)

She spat it out on the table! You could see a clump of bolus a.k.a. a ball of chewed food bound together with SALIVA from the mouth. YUCK!!

Later, we went back and Jaya the Indian expained the answers of the challenges and finally the results were to be announced. Every contestants, even in the last place also get prizes. What are the prizes that seemed to be attracting us so much? --- GIANT SUPERMARKET VOUCHERS!! Ahahaha! Actually we went there to get certificates because this competition is a national level. YES!! What a good testimonial we will get!

Vi Cher and Shu Hua got second runner-up in the student category and fifth in overall. (applause, please. clap clap clap!) Shin Fang and Man Lin also did quite well and got the 11th place. (psst! actually there were only 12 groups! haha!)

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In school, we noticed that Shin Fang just couldn't walk straight and always walked in a crooked way. Our school corridor is quite wide and whenever we walked beside her, we found that we always walked right into the wall BECAUSE Shin Fang was pushing us as she walks. Ironically, she doesn't even know she was doing that! So we mimicked her way of walking with our heads crooked on our shoulder, arms in a stiff position, legs that couldn't walk properly like orang cacat, tongue lolling out, and saliva dripping to the ground. This is how Shin Fang walks ---

(Next time, if i just couldn't describe something, i'll draw it out. it's easier and understandable!)

By the way, Shin Fang's NEN NEN essay got an A and was praised by the teacher. The teacher still added that her creativity and elaboration is VERY GOOD! WOW!! She still asked us to copy her essay as a model essay! My God!! (HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!)