HAPPY NEW YEAR!

As usual, we started to ki siao after drinking and  played prank calls to some unfortunate ones. HAHAHAHA!!!

XXX : Hello?

PC: Hello? Wei... You remember me or not?

XXX: Ha?? Who are you?

PC: Wah ni hao liao la ni... Zhe yang ye bu neng ji de wo... HAO LIAO LA NIIII !!

XXX: NI shi sui?

PC: Shen mo? Ni jiang wo PWWETTY AND CUTE de ma

XXX: Ni shi sui?????

PC: WAAHHHHHH ni cai jiang wo pretty and cute, xian zai jiu wang ji wo liao laaaa... Wo hen HURT de ni zhi dao ma

XXX: ........................... NE??

PC: WAHHHHH ni de hua yu hao liao loooo... Hai you NE de wo..

( lack of memory)

PC: Ni zhen de jue de wo pretty and cute de ma

XXX: ZHEN DE LA! Wo hen sao chen zan ren de ni zhi dao ma

PC: Ni zhu zai na li? Wo xian zai qu zao ni

XXX: Ha? Zhen de ma?

PC: Zhen de la! 

XXX: (mumbling) Bukit hsgjhfdsgh

PC: HA? Ni ke yi jiang da sheng yi dian ma

XXX: Kam Bit Sua

PC: HA?? KIAM HU SUA??? (LMAO!!!!) 

XXX: Bukit Gambir LA....

PC: HA??? Ni zhu zai Bukit Kiam Hu a?

XXX: BUKIT GAMBIR!!!!

PC: Oh.... Ni zhu Bukit Gambir, wo zhu Bukit Tambir

XXX: ........

PC: Ei? Bukit Gambir? Ma zai wo jia ge bi ba liao lo

XXX: Wah.. Zhen de a?

PC: YES!! Wo xian zai qu zao ni ha

XXX: Lai la

PC: Ok ha deng xia jian

XXX: Okok bye bye

PC: Bye bye .... WO XIAN ZAI QU ZAO NI HA!!!

XXX: Ha okok

PC: Ok. WO XIAN ZAI QU ZAO NI HARR??!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PC --- Pwweeeetty and cute

The next one was ... Lek Tao

Lek Tao: Hello?

WY: Hello. Is this Mr Yap?

Lek Tao: Yes...?

WY: I'm callimg from America.

Lek Tao: ...oo

WY: Erm... We sell CHICKEN, you know? (AHAHAHAA!!)

Lek Tao: OHHHHH

WY: Where you come from HARR?

Lek Tao : From India. Red indian!!

WY : OOHHHH..abulengejelakelegaki

Lek Tao : budegudalakijaluhanu @#$%^&*

WY : What chicken do u want?We got white chicken,black chicken,chinese chicken,indian chicken,.............

Lek Tao : INDIAN CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

WY : ..........

Lek Tao : Eh wo de peng you jiao wo bu yao wan liao..BYE BYE

WY : OK la byebye, HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAM SAP

We have LONG LONG tongue

Hello xiao mei.. Why are you here? Wearing this lacy lacy shirt

Mighty Wen Yin

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!