Thursday, October 30, 2008

The UGLIES and SCARIES are in town!

All these pictures are only computer effects, but if you think there's such 'MONSTER' in this world, then...


( You are right! We are MONSTERS!!! )







First, the mirror effect.




Left=Right































This picture has the best theme:


Even though we have different heads, we still blend together into one, no matter what happen!!
(HAHAHA!!)



Did you see there's a tongue sticking out there? LOL!








OUCHH!!





Amazingly, we have superpower! We can fly from one place to another within five minutes. GENG boh?





We are at the aquarium!




Sitting ROLLER COASTER!! YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!





WAHH!!





FLYING IN THE CLOUDS!!!!




LOOK! IT'S THE EARTH!!




Viewers Discretion is Advised!!
You will hope you won't see these scaries at night!

WHHHOOOOOO!!




























Now, we keep the best for the last.




















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POWWWW!!


Tuesday, April 1, 2008

April FoolSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Shin Fang: Hey! What are you all whispering about?

Aun Nee & Sue Ann: SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Shin Fang: Huh?

Aun Nee: Come nearer. Okay! We want to play Man Lin.

Shu Hua: Okok! How?

Sue Ann: Bluff her that her choir teacher wants to see her downstairs. Then when she is downstairs, we will shout from up here "APRIL FOOL!"

Aun Nee: We will ask Hui Ern to tell Man Lin. If we tell, she won't believe us.
Shin Fang & Shu Hua: OKOK!! GOOD!
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Man Lin: Ha? Why does she want to find me?
Hui Ern: How can I know !!!
Man Lin: AIYO... (pulled Hui Ern) You go with me!
Hui Ern: (oh shit!) AHHHHH!! No! I can't!
Man Lin: (looking at Hui Ern suspiciously) Why?
Sue Ann: Because we have to help our teacher to carry books. (Sue Ann and Hui Ern are class monitors)
Man Lin: Aun Nee! Go down with me!
Aun Nee: I can't! Err... I have to do my Add Maths homework!
Man Lin: Aiyoooo.... Don't want to go down already la!
Shin Fang: Man Lin, go down la!
Shu Hua: Yeah la! The teacher is waiting downstairs you know!
Man Lin: (stared at us for a very long time) BOO! APRIL FOOL!!
Aun Nee, Sue Ann, Shin Fang, Hui Ern & Shu Hua: (speechless!)
Shin Fang: Shu Hua ah! You la! Spoilt the fun only!
Shu Hua: What!?!? What did I say?!
Man Lin: HAHAHAHA!!!!
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Shu Hua: Yean Fang! Pn Chan wants to see you!
Yean Fang: You go and see her by yourself !!
Shu Hua: Huay Shin! Pn Chan wants to see you!
Huay Shing: Hahaha! Very funny!
Shu Hua: Min Jing! Pn Chan wants to find you!
Min Jing: Cheh! Who wants to believe you!
Shu Hua: Why?!!
Man Lin: Hahaha! Go home and practise first only come and play people, ok?
Shu Hua: Am I that bad ?!!?
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During recess time,---
Shu Hua: (panting) Seow Yeen!
Seow Yeen: What?
Shu Hua: Pn Chan!
Seow Yeen: Pn Chan what? (started to get nervous)
Shu Hua: She wants to see you!
Seow Yeen: For what?
Shu Hua: I dunno! I met her at the canteen and she asked me to find you! She is at the canteen waiting for you!
Seow Yeen: Is it about the advertisement thing?
Shu Hua: Yeah, maybe! Fast! She wants to see you NOW!!!
Seow Yeen: Okok! (rushed towards the canteen)
Later, at class,---
Seow Yeen: (suddenly appeared in front of the class) LEE SHU HUA!!!
Shu Hua: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! APRIL FOOL!!!
Seow Yeen: YOU!!
Shu Hua: What happened?
Seow Yeen: I went to the canteen and find her but she's not there!
Shu Hua: Of course la! I bluffed you what!
Seow Yeen: But I dunno! So I went to her office and find her!
Shin Fang: Ha? You really go and find her?
Man Lin: Then?
Seow Yeen: I asked her, "Pn Chan, you want to see me?" She said, "No, when did I say I want to see you?!"
The whole class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!
Man Lin: Shu Hua, good job!
Shu Hua: YES!! I did it!
Seow Yeen: Stupid! I really don't know why did I believe you!
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Pn Seow Beng Lay, ---
Shu Hua: Teacher! Pn Chan asks you to move your car! She said your car blocks the road!
Pn Seow: Yeah lo! She told me just now!
Shin Fang: Mission failed!
Miss Lim Siew Heoh, ---
Shin Fang: Teacher! Pn Chan wants to see you!
Miss Lim: Why?
Shu Hua: Dunno! We met her just now and she asked us to find you!
Miss Lim: You all bluff me or not?
Shin Fang: Haha! Bluff you wan la!
Shu Hua: Mission failed AGAIN!
Pn Chong Wei Peng, ---
Shu Hua: Teacher! Pn Chan wants to see you!
Pn Chong: Why?
Shin Fang: Dunno! We met her just now and she asked us to find you! (notice that all our excuses are the same)
Pn Chong: (getting up from her chair) Ok, thank you!
Shu Hua: HAHAHA!! APRIL FOOL!!
Pn Chong: You two girls!! Come here!
And she chased us all the way out of the staffroom and STRANGLED us! Of course there were many teachers staring at us, especially at Pn Chong! Hahaha!!
Pn Chong: Shu Hua and Shin Fang, I will payback one day! The war is on!
Shu Hua: Ok, teacher! I will wait for you!
Shin Fang: Yes! Mission complete!
Mr Yip Chee Kum, ---
Shin Fang: Teacher! Pn Chan wants to see you!
Mr Yip: Why?
Shu Hua: Dunno! We met her just now and she asked us to find you!
Mr Yip: If she wants to see me, she will come by herself!
Shu Hua: She said she's very busy!
Mr Yip: Ask her to come by herself !
Shin Fang: WAH! Teacher, you so DA LI ah?
Mr Yip: Yeah lo! Cannot ah?
Shu Hua & Shin Fang: ...

Monday, March 10, 2008

GIRLS's DAYOUT


I woke up early that morning to get ready for my piano teacher's Music School Open day which is La Viva Musica. It is located in Casa Permai.


Congratulations!


Already packed with people.


The performances started with orchestra performance. Yeah, La Viva Musica has these Chinese Orchestra Instruments teaching lessons.


Followed by a few piano performances. Duet, Solo and so and so.


And later, a Portugis Musician, Mr. Brito if I am not mistaken, performed oboe solo.


Before lunch, there were Hip Hop dances.

I did not take my lunch there instead, I rushed my way to Gurney Plaza to meet up with my girlfriends. MALANGNYA, only Shiang Lynn and Aun Nee were there ON TIME. Others were late, as always..


Then, we decided to go Kim Gary to book places first. To my surprise, I SAW LOUIS and his friends.

I thought : HO SEH LIAO LA THIS TIME! Man Lin will have a lot of fun today!


FINALLY, they reached!
We started to buli Man Lin and shouted,---
"Man Lin, do you have any boyfriend?"
"You want to find a boyfriend? There's one ideal person in my mind!"
"Yeah! He's wearing a red shirt!"
"There!"
Man Lin looked as though she wanted to strangle us, but due to Louis' presence there, she became shy... (HAHAHAA!!)
By the way, the fussy girls took about 20 minutes to decide what to eat. ZZZ..

Then we snatched Yean Chen's phone to telephone Andy, Jia Yun's boyfriend. HAHA.
"Andy! Jia Yun loves you!"
"Jia Yun loves you! Jia Yun loves you!"

Then the food came. First dish only and the table was A MESS.

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And after eating, our table was EVEN TERRIBLE, just like... rubbish collecting centre!!!

We then continued our way to GSC. We had no other movies to watch, so we watched JUMPER!
After that movie, we went to ARCADE!! HELL YEAH! Shu Hua and I played the same old machine 3 times. HAHA! After that, we regreted playing because our whole body hurts.

Then, Shu Hua and I took some pictures! Of us trying to be the people on the posters! ehehehe..

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Digging at our noses!

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I was trying to imitate that old man on the very left of the poster while Shu Hua was imitating that guy in the middle. xD

8/3/08

FATAL MOVIE
YEAH!

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JUMPER
That guy is so HOT AND SEXY!! Shu Hua looks yeng but I do not.............

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MARTIAN CHILD
Shu Hua!! Why did you blocked that lil child behind?!?! 70 percent similar to the poster behind! I rate 7 out of 10!!

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STEP UP 2
I have no idea what was I doing... Look at where Shu Hua's looking!

8/3/08
THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES
OUR RETARTED LOOK!!

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I know I look extremely funny but Shu Hua.. you look even funnier. haha!

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10,000 BC
yadda yadda yadda....

8/3/08

KUNG FU PANDA

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF ALL!! So cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. haha

After watching that JUMPER movie, we all were so pleased by his super powers. GOSH!! We want that supper power!!!!!!!!!
Just imagine,

OOPS! I want to go toilet!
WHOOOOOOOOM! In the toilet already!

Then I want Char Koay Teow..
ZOOOOOOOOM, snatch away people's char koay teow..

I want money,
ZOOOM, BANK!!
"OH SHIT, I need a bigger bag!"

I want to go home get my BM text book which I forgot to bring!
ZOOOOOOOOM, home!
ZOOOOOOOOOOM, school!
"Cikgu!! Saya ada bawa buku, Shu Hua tak ada!!"

I want to win gold medal in Olympic!!
ZOOOOOOOOOM !!!
"What the hell! She finished this track in 3 seconds? Heck, I don't want to announce this but.... ATTENTION PLEASE, ATTENTION PLEASE, we now have the fastest runner on earth! CHUA VI CHER!! APPLAUSE PEOPLE!!"

Or, when Man Lin wants to pull my hair..
ZOOOOOOOM !!
Man Lin pulled her own hair instead. HEHE!!

CHEERS!