HAPPY NEW YEAR!

As usual, we started to ki siao after drinking and  played prank calls to some unfortunate ones. HAHAHAHA!!!

XXX : Hello?

PC: Hello? Wei... You remember me or not?

XXX: Ha?? Who are you?

PC: Wah ni hao liao la ni... Zhe yang ye bu neng ji de wo... HAO LIAO LA NIIII !!

XXX: NI shi sui?

PC: Shen mo? Ni jiang wo PWWETTY AND CUTE de ma

XXX: Ni shi sui?????

PC: WAAHHHHHH ni cai jiang wo pretty and cute, xian zai jiu wang ji wo liao laaaa... Wo hen HURT de ni zhi dao ma

XXX: ........................... NE??

PC: WAHHHHH ni de hua yu hao liao loooo... Hai you NE de wo..

( lack of memory)

PC: Ni zhen de jue de wo pretty and cute de ma

XXX: ZHEN DE LA! Wo hen sao chen zan ren de ni zhi dao ma

PC: Ni zhu zai na li? Wo xian zai qu zao ni

XXX: Ha? Zhen de ma?

PC: Zhen de la! 

XXX: (mumbling) Bukit hsgjhfdsgh

PC: HA? Ni ke yi jiang da sheng yi dian ma

XXX: Kam Bit Sua

PC: HA?? KIAM HU SUA??? (LMAO!!!!) 

XXX: Bukit Gambir LA....

PC: HA??? Ni zhu zai Bukit Kiam Hu a?

XXX: BUKIT GAMBIR!!!!

PC: Oh.... Ni zhu Bukit Gambir, wo zhu Bukit Tambir

XXX: ........

PC: Ei? Bukit Gambir? Ma zai wo jia ge bi ba liao lo

XXX: Wah.. Zhen de a?

PC: YES!! Wo xian zai qu zao ni ha

XXX: Lai la

PC: Ok ha deng xia jian

XXX: Okok bye bye

PC: Bye bye .... WO XIAN ZAI QU ZAO NI HA!!!

XXX: Ha okok

PC: Ok. WO XIAN ZAI QU ZAO NI HARR??!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PC --- Pwweeeetty and cute

The next one was ... Lek Tao

Lek Tao: Hello?

WY: Hello. Is this Mr Yap?

Lek Tao: Yes...?

WY: I'm callimg from America.

Lek Tao: ...oo

WY: Erm... We sell CHICKEN, you know? (AHAHAHAA!!)

Lek Tao: OHHHHH

WY: Where you come from HARR?

Lek Tao : From India. Red indian!!

WY : OOHHHH..abulengejelakelegaki

Lek Tao : budegudalakijaluhanu @#$%^&*

WY : What chicken do u want?We got white chicken,black chicken,chinese chicken,indian chicken,.............

Lek Tao : INDIAN CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

WY : ..........

Lek Tao : Eh wo de peng you jiao wo bu yao wan liao..BYE BYE

WY : OK la byebye, HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAM SAP

We have LONG LONG tongue

Hello xiao mei.. Why are you here? Wearing this lacy lacy shirt

Mighty Wen Yin

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

The UGLIES and SCARIES are in town!

All these pictures are only computer effects, but if you think there's such 'MONSTER' in this world, then...


( You are right! We are MONSTERS!!! )







First, the mirror effect.




Left=Right

This picture has the best theme:

Even though we have different heads, we still blend together into one, no matter what happen!!

(HAHAHA!!)

Did you see there's a tongue sticking out there? LOL!

OUCHH!!

Amazingly, we have superpower! We can fly from one place to another within five minutes. GENG boh?

We are at the aquarium!

Sitting ROLLER COASTER!! YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

WAHH!!

FLYING IN THE CLOUDS!!!!

LOOK! IT'S THE EARTH!!

Viewers Discretion is Advised!!

You will hope you won't see these scaries at night!

WHHHOOOOOO!!

Now, we keep the best for the last.

Scroll down...

And scroll down...

AND LAUGH ALL YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POWWWW!!