Fun Means Fun

Life is getting more and more fun as the bond between us becomes more and more close.

During our last biology class,

Murugan:" You all must remember ha ..." (kept on yapping)

Shin Fang:" Boring lo~"

Man Lin: (yawn!!!)

Shu Hua:"..." (something mischievous is coming up when she is quiet)

Murugan:" So when exam you must ---"

Shu Hua:" Teacher! Vi Cher LOVES you!" (everyone fell down from their chairs)

Vi Cher:" WEI!!!"

Murugan: (smiling shyly and batted his eyelashes)

Vi Cher:" Teacher! Shu Hua simply says wan!"

Shin Fang:" HAHAHA!! Vi Cher still said she wants to be your wife!"

Vi Cher: (smacking her own forehead)

Murugan:" Okay okay! Enough already. Let's continue!"

Man Lin: (continues yawning)

Shu Hua:"..." (quiet)

SUDDENLY,---

Shu Hua:" Teacher! You really don't want Vi Cher ar? You see her breast so big ... "

Murugan acted like he didn't hear us.

Shin Fang:" Yeah la! Big breasts produce good milk!"

Still no reaction from Murugan.

Man Lin:" Not like Chiau Yee's breasts so small! Like LYCHEE!"

Vi Cher:" No la! Yean Fang's one smaller! Like GRAPES!"

Shu Hua:" And Win Chen's one like DURIAN!!"

Shin Fang:" Sze Ming's breasts like BANANA!"

Man Lin:" HAHAHAHA!! Yung Yiing's... hahaha... breast... haha... like WATERMELON!!"

(WOW!! SO BIG!!!!)

Everyone in the class laughed like they were in the circus, except Murugan (of course!), who couldn't catch our joke.

What an enjoyable FRUIT DAY!

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Today, during biology class again, we found our HIDDEN talent in acting.

Shu Hua was kneeling on the floor, squeezing her eyes tightly. Her mouth was a bit swollen, as if there's something inside and she purposely faced Vi Cher. Why? You will know later.

Shin Fang was pointing her two fingers at Shu Hua's head.

Shin Fang:" I want to kill you!"

Shu Hua nodded as thought she has accepted her fate. She moved her head nearer to Shin Fang's gun, wanted Shin Fang to end her life quickly, unable to tolerate the moment anymore.

Shin Fang: "BANG!!!"

Shu Hua opened her eyes and POOOOEEEEYY!!

Water spurted out from her mouth, it would looked like blood if it's red in colour, aiming straight at Vi Cher's face.

Vi Cher:" AAAAHHHHH!!"

Bingo! Shu Hua and Shin Fang clapped each other high five!

Another scene ---

Vi Cher:" I HATE YOU!!!"

Man Lin:" Yes, I got it! You hate me!"

Vi Cher slapped Man Lin hard on her face. (faking only!)

Man Lin's head jerked backwards strongly. Placing her hand on her reddened cheek, Man Lin stared at Vi Cher murderously, with daggers flying out from her eyes.

Man Lin:" How dare you??!!"

Vi Cher: (giggled)

Shin Fang:" CUT CUT CUT!! "

This time it's a fighting scene, everything was acted in slow motion to see its great effect, ---

Vi Cher and Shu Hua were posing a ready-to-fight pose. Shu Hua stepped forward and gave Vi Cher a tremendous hit on her face. Vi Cher grunted as she stumbled backwards.

Shu Hua thought Vi Cher had died and was facing her backside at Vi Cher, posing a victory sign but Vi Cher regained her balance quickly. She crept silently behind Shu Hua and boxed her at the bottom.

Shu Hua shouted as she dropped to the ground on her knees, her eyes were buldging and her mouth formed a very big O shape. Her hands were holding her face as she fell backwards.

She'll break her head if Vi Cher didn't come to rescue and support her head from hitting the ground. Notice that Shu Hua's hands were not supporting herself when she fell backwards.

As Vi Cher did this, Shu Hua lost her balance and her legs flew up and KICKED straight at Vi Cher's head!! OUCH!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

WAH!! Look! Shu Hua's legs are SO LONG!!!

By the way, clap hands, everyone! We deserve an Oscar!